Turk and Carla's wedding causes tension between guests, especially Elliot and J.D., whose relationship had taken a nose-dive the week before. Turk attempts to work a little later to have an extended honeymoon, but will he make his big day on time?
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Kelso thinks Turk's name is "Turk Turkleton".
- Ethical Slut: Danni makes out with half of the men at the wedding.
- Jerkass Realization: Elliot realizes that, as mad as she is at JD, she's also mad at herself. She ditched Sean with no warning, showing she wasn't really invested in the relationship.
- Karmic Jackpot: Turk insists on checking on his latest patient, who turns out to be a priest who can marry him and Carla.
- Married to the Job: Turk has to check on his patient one last time, with their honeymoon flight an hour away.