Recap / Mom

Season One

1. Pilot
2. A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon
3. A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Misplaced Fork
4. Loathing and Tube Socks
5. Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag
6. Abstinence and Pudding
7. Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast
8. Big Sur and Strawberry Lube
9. Zombies and Cobb Salad
10. Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges
11. Cotton Candy and Blended Fish
12. Corned Beef and Handcuffs
13. Hot Soup and Shingles
14. Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack
15. Fireballs and Bullet Holes
16. Nietzsche and a Beer Run
17. Jail Jail and Japanese Porn
18. Sonograms and Tube Tops
19. Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich
20. Clumsy Monkeys and a Titled Uterus
21. Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries
22. Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession

Season Two

1. Hepatitis and Lemon Zest
2. Figgy Pudding and the Rapture
3. Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide
4. Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage
5. Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica
6. Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt
7. Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate
8. Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale
9. Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint
10. Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse
11. Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling
12. Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony
13. Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz
14. Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin
15. Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car
16. Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike
17. A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head
18. Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne
19. Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous
20. Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari
21. Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain
22. Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation

Season Three

1. Terrorists and Gingerbread
2. Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb
3. Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar
4. Sawdust and Brisket
5. A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince
6. Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention
7. Kreplach and a Tiny Tush
8. Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip
9. My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip
10. Quaaludes and Crackerjack
11. Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver
12. Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride
13. Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side
14. Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken
15. Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred-Pound Baby
16. Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men
17. Caperberries and a Glass Eye
18. Beast Mode and Old People Kissing
19. A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle
20. Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake
21. Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy
22. Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden

Season Four

1. High-Tops and Brown Jacket
2. Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop
3. Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers
4. Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare
5. Blow and a Free McMuffin
6. Xanax and a Baby Duck
7. Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie
8. Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn
9. Bad Hand and British Royalty
10. A Safe Word and a Rib Eye
11. Good Karma and the Big Weird
12. Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness
13. A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm
14. Roast Chicken and a Funny Story
15. Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin
16. Martinis and a Sponge Bath
17. Black Gold and an Old Hot Dog
18. Tush Push and Some Radishes