Recap / Lock, Stock...

1. "Lock, Stock and Four Stolen Hooves": Bacon, Jamie, Lee and Moon are four petty criminals who run a pub in the East End of London. They find themselves in possession of a stash of pornography, a valuable erotic antique watch and a prize racehorse, all of which belong to East End crime boss Miami Vice. As he closes in on the boys, the local yardies get involved and various components of the loot change hands with alarming regularity.
2. "Lock, Stock and Two Hundred Smoking Kalashnikovs": A friend of the lads, Robbie Rossi, offers them a large sum of money to pick up a delivery of some dodgy designer clothes. Everything goes well until the lads discover that they have been conned and steal the van back for themselves. When they open the van, they find it full of AK-47s bought in by Miami Vice to help him out in a turf war. Once more, they find themselves on the wrong side of Miami's anger.
3. "Lock, Stock and a Fistful of Jack and Jills": The boys are offered a hoard of cheap sex pills in return for making a few dodgy deliveries. Everything goes wrong when the pills turn out to have an unforeseen side-effect.
4. "Lock, Stock and Spaghetti Sauce": The boys accidentally record over a consignment of porn tapes belonging to Deep Throat, a vicious and nasty criminal, while running off copies of a wedding video they made. With just three days to replace or pay for the missing films they use every idea they possibly can to make their own porno movies, so at least they will have something to give to Deep Throat when he comes calling on them.
5. "Lock, Stock and Two Sips": Miami Vice is having accountant problems. Not only is someone skimming money from his operations, but Moira is holding out her 10% of Lapland. The boys unwittingly get involved and end up having to pay Miami £20,000 each. Jamie needs to borrow the money from his uncle and has to 'babysit' a friend of his uncle's called 'Two Sips' who is returning to England for a few days.
6. "Lock, Stock and One Big Bullock": Miami Vice goes into the meat business and employs the boys to pick up a consignment being delivered by three psychotic Russians. Moon's country cousins get involved and fight over a prize bull. Meanwhile, a drug-crazed duo want their revenge on Miami and intend to get their own hands on the beef to exact it.
7. "Lock, Stock and a Good Slopping Out": An acquaintance of Miami's has the key to his safe and he wants it back, but said acquaintance has been caught by the police and is now in prison. Miami gets Barbie to file some trumped up charges, ensuring that Lee, Bacon and Jamie get sent to the same prison, and tells them that unless they get the key for him he will ensure that the charges will be made to stick.