Season 3 opens with a round of alphabet aerobics from Wayne and Daryl, lamenting how cold it is and encouraging people to stay active.
After the credits, Wayne, Daryl and Dan walk into a bar on the Rez and start a fight with a group of patrons while Tanis, Axe and Slash watch. Once the fight's over, the two groups talk, with the Natives paying the Hicks in cigarettes and venison pepperettes for getting rid of the unwanted patrons. Wayne and Tanis discuss her pregnancy- Tanis wasn't ready to have a child, so she aborted it, which Wayne agrees was entirely her choice. Tanis admits that the fetus might not have been Wayne's, and they part on good terms.
Cut to a shack somewhere, where the Hicks are ice-fishing. They discuss how Jivin' Pete has been hanging around with some degens, and then start talking about fish, sushi and sashimi, though Wayne and Daryl make Dan very agitated by calling them 'sushis' and 'sashimis'. Dan asks when Katy's coming back from the city, to which Wayne says she'll be back when she's ready. Daryl is surprised that Katy isn't back already, because it's sledding season, and Katy loves sledding. They then discuss the titular sled shack- there's only one on the sled trail through Letterkenny, so they decide to build a second shack, from which they can sell fresh sushi and sashimi.
At the hockey rink, Reilly and Jonesy walk in and are greeted by a mob of adoring fans. However, we're soon shown the boards, which tell us that Reilly and Jonesy are the top-scoring players in the league, but the Letterkenny Irish are at the bottom, having won precisely zero games.
At Wayne and Katy's house, the guys are working on the dimensions for the new shack when a newly-blonde Katy returns. She says that modelling is boring and doesn't pay well, and she's brought some new 'friends' with her, a couple of male models called Shep and Kingsley who are muscular, beautiful and entirely brainless, so Wayne instantly hates them.
Back at the hockey rink, Coach gives the Irish an angry speech about how he just wants them to win one game this season, that's all he's asking. In order to do so, Jonesy and Reilly will be embarking on a campaign of selfish hockey.
On the sled trail, the Hicks (minus Katy) are about to start building when Katy calls Wayne, asking if her friends can borrow some of his clothes because they have neither clothes nor money. Wayne tells her to give them some hand-me-downs from Dan's second cousin, but Shep and Kingsley have already found replacements. Katy tells them to lose the shirts and then go lock the doors, and smiles.
At the Skids' basement, the Skids are in an uproar because Devon has vanished, taking almost all of his belongings, but without an explanation or so much as a note. Stewart destroys the few things Devon left behind, and then a mysterious person in a clown costume and mask runs into the basement, throws some stink bombs at the Skids and runs out without a word, and Stewart instantly concludes that the clown must be Devon.
Back at the sled trail, the shack has been fully built, with the help of Tyson and Joint Boy, and the Hicks are jubilant.
Back at the hockey rink, Jonesy and Reilly call a players-only meeting to try to figure out why the Irish keep losing. Barts, Schultzy, Yorkie, Fisky and Boomtown soon reveal the reason- their wives are all divorcing them. Jonesy and Reilly can't fathom why, but it turns out that all of them have been sleeping with Angie, leading to both the destruction of their marriages and the in-fighting amongst the team.
It's night at the new sled shack when the Hicks pull up, only to discover that the shack has been trashed. Daryl asks what they'll do, Wayne says they'll find who did it, and Rosie, who's behind Wayne on his snowmobile, says that they'll beat the crap out of them, and the episode ends.
