- "You're out pickin' stones with your pals the other day…"
The Hicks are picking stones when Wayne announces that he wants to talk about something that happened: he saw Stewart's penis. It happened when Stewart was staying with him and Katy- Wayne was walking up the stairs, Stewart came out of the bathroom naked and without a towel, and there it was. The others ask how big Stewart's dick is, and Wayne uses a ton of euphemisms to say that Stewart has a massive dick. Daryl and Dan are pleased for Stewart, but Katy is dismayed, frantically hoping that Stewart's dick isn't that big. When Wayne disabuses her of the notion, Katy is upset, and we get the credits.
In the hockey rink locker room, Reilly and Jonesy mock their teammates for not using chewing tobacco. Barts and Yorkie tell them that they have an away game coming up, which Reilly and Jonesy hadn't known about beforehand. Their opponents will be the senior hockey team on the Rez, who are brutally tough. Reilly and Jonesy are scared, and their teammates mock them as having a case of the Native flu, which they try to deny.
At the produce stand, Reilly and Jonesy drive up and want to talk to the Hicks, but not to Katy, though she rebuts that they were getting handjobs from their billet sisters the whole time that they were dating. The hockey players lay out their problem: they can handle the actual game, but Tanis and her crew will do their best to make sure that they can't make it to the game, so they need backup. Wayne says no, saying that it's not their problem, and Dan adds that since the donnybrook, they've been staying off the Rez. Daryl comments that going to the Rez would be a suicide mission, which Wayne perks up at. Reilly's heard that Tanis wants the ban on Letterkenny lifted, but Wayne rebuts that in that case, she shouldn't have burned down the produce stand.
Katy says that when a man asks for help, you help him. Wayne finally says yes, since there's something for everyone- he wants a fight, Daryl wants cigarettes and Dan wants the food. That being said, they'll need help. Everyone's fine with asking Joint Boy, and nobody's fine with asking the Ginger. Wayne tries to clear things up- he did some research and has determined that there's no way that the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich, unless it was dead. Unfortunately, Glen rides past, overhears the last part and immediately starts calling people and telling them that the Ginger and Boots fucked a dead ostrich. Whoops.
At the dollar store parking lot, the Skids, now reunited, are dancing together. Katy shows up and Stewart immediately retreats. Devon and Roald chirp her, but Katy chirps them back and summarily verbally squashes Devon flat.
At the Rez, Reilly and Jonesy try to just get into the hockey rink without a problem when they're approached by Tanis and a crowd of Natives. Tanis mocks them for having the Native Flu, tells them that they should have brought their bodyguards, and is about to set her boys on them when the Hicks and Joint Boy drive up.
Tanis is forced to let the hockey players pass, but tells them that there's a bunch of Natives inside ready to take them on. The hockey players head in, and Tanis approaches the Hicks, asking if they're ready for a fight, which they are. She tells Wayne that she wants the ban on Letterkenny lifted, saying that both groups can benefit. However, Wayne refuses, and Tanis threatens them with her guys.
Inside the hockey rink, Reilly and Jonesy get on the ice... and immediately start getting thumped by the opposing team, the Kerry County Eagles.
Back outside, the Hicks are grilling some steaks while they wait for the match to end. One of the Natives comes up for the fight, but Wayne wins easily, annoying Tanis.
Back inside, Jonesy and Reilly are visibly beaten up, but get back on the ice and immediately get thumped again.
Back outside, Daryl and Wayne argue about the best way to grill steaks, and agree to compromise. Tanis sets another guy on them, but Joint Boy beats him in two moves.
Back inside, Jonesy and Reilly have been disqualified for fighting twice, but as they make their way out of the arena, they get jumped again. Outside, Reilly and Jonesy limp past the Hicks, who stay put. Tanis asks Wayne to meet her halfway and threatens him with one of her guys who'll really mess him up, but he can avoid it if he lifts the ban. Wayne reminds her about the produce stand and calls her bluff, and Tanis levels with him- the Rez needs the money, they profit a lot from selling cigarettes and all the money goes back into the community. Wayne isn't moved, and Tanis calls on some of her people to try to convince him- first a little boy called Dustin, who wants to play baseball, and then Wally, who says they need food.
Wayne isn't swayed by either, so Tanis plays her trump card: two three-legged dogs. He finally concedes and lets the Natives come back on Saturdays, and then asks if the alleged guy she threatened him with actually exists or not, but she refuses to tell him.
Back at the dollar store parking lot, the Skids are dancing and Katy comes by, walking Gus. She and Devon chirp at each other, and then she addresses Stewart, telling him that she and him were a mistake, but she thinks he's cool. She throws Devon a bag of dog poop and heads into the dollar store, leaving Devon aghast.
Back at the produce stand, Dan and Wayne argue over whether Tanis' guy exists or not, and Wayne storms off in anger. That night, Wayne can't sleep, so he drives over to the Rez, where they're having a cookout. Tanis greets him, and Wayne asks if the guy exists or not. Tanis admits that he doesn't, and invites Wayne to stay for the food, but he declines. She tells him to stay, and it turns out that they cook steaks the exact same way, which convinces Wayne. Tanis grabs Wayne's jeans, and the episode ends.
