I Wanna Drown in a Cyclops Girl's Pretty Eye, But It's Pretty Hard? Speaking of Hard, Let the Pros Pick Out the Perfect Mushroom Girl for a Slimy, Sticky Good Time!
- Original Airdate: February 22, 2020
I Wanna Drown in a Cyclops Girl's Pretty Eye, But It's Pretty Hard?
- Manga Placement: Volume 1, Chapter 10
Summary
Meidri is approached by a mysterious Client with a Quest for our brave reviewing heroes: She will pay good money for them to review some Cyclopes. Stunk, Zel, and Kanchal manage to persuade Crim to join them, to the applause of the regulars and Meidri's dismay. On the way to their quest objective, Kanchal and Crim are nearly led astray when a minotaur lady entices them with her generous bust, but Stunk and Zel pull them back on track.At the Cyclops establishment, Kanchal immediately requests the biggest they have in the house, and ends up with the petite Megalo, who has the biggest... eye in the house, as cyclopes are fixated on their eye size amongst themselves. Crim, finding cyclops eyes to be pretty, also picks a girl with a large eye, while Stunk and Zel decide to aim for Eyesha and Komoku. Amongst themselves, Kanchal and Crim end up not really understanding the unique eye-based sexuality of cyclops women, while Stunk and Zel decide it has nothing to do with their performance in bed.
The Client nods to herself as she reads their reviews incognito, then reveals herself to be a small-eyed cyclops as she skips happily down the street to confess to her human boyfriend, delighted to discover that non-cyclops men are not overly concerned about eye size.
Tropes specific to the segment
- A-Cup Angst: In a bizarre example, some cyclopes are very concerned about their eye size, same way as other females are concerned about their breast size. A client, revealed to be a cyclops herself, hired the reviewers to see if this truly matters for her small eye.
- Cyclops: The brothel the reviewers visited specializes in cyclopes.
- Droste Image: Two-mirrors variant. Cyclopses enjoy the sight of their own faces mirrored down into infinity in a sexual partner's eye.
- Fantastic Arousal: To cyclopes, eyes are generally their appeal. They will stare into their lover's eyes and get lost in the reflections, 'getting wet' with Tears of Joy as they get hot and bothered.
Speaking of Hard, Let the Pros Pick Out the Perfect Mushroom Girl for a Slimy, Sticky Good Time!
- Manga Placement: Volume 2, Chapter 12
Summary
Zel has a hankering for mushrooms. Specifically, mushrooms native to his home forest, which, unfortunately, Meidri doesn't have on the menu as Ye Pubbe doesn't import them. Stunk is reluctant to follow Zel to his home country, but Crim derails this plotline by asking if Zel's hankering for mushrooms was a desire to go sleep with a myconid woman. His libido overriding his minor homesickness, Zel leads the guys to the Myconid Forest, bringing along Lulu the (male) fairy, who lights the way.They are met at the myconid brothel entrance by an ancient myconid woman, Lingzhi. She cracks puns as she recommends myconids for everyone, briefly getting confused by Crim's unique nature as an angel, but she rallies and successfully satisfies him with a puffball girl.
Tropes specific to the segment
- Body of Bodies: One myconid girl is 15 stalks connected to one root.
- Mushroom Man: The brothel the reviewers go to specializes in the myconid.
