Wallow: Man, that's too intense for six o'clock in the morning. You can create whatever you want here in the HoloJohn. [sips tea] Mm, hot! Why don't you just, I dunno, play a nice...muffins and yogurt fantasy?
Butter Lettuce is the third episode of Bravest Warriors.
Chris is using the HoloJohn, essentially a bathroom version of the Holodeck from Star Trek, but with the ability to also play holographic video games. Wallow enters it, interrupting a battle between Chris and the "dark abomination of the Wet Mounds of Nardacorn", saying he needs to use it. That is, until he sees the boss Chris starts fighting: The Great Plains Wildebeest, who, as Wallow notes, has never been beaten before. The Wildebeest springs to life and begins fighting Chris. Wallow says that the fight would go on forever if it weren't for him, and aids Chris in the battle. Danny enters the HoloJohn:
Wallow: Hey, Danny! We're bathroom bros!
Chris: No we're not!
Danny: I wanna be bathroom bros!
However, before Danny can help the two fighters interlocked in battle, The Great Plains Wildebeest knocks him out immediately. Chris gets angry, screaming "Nobody rams my bathroom bro!" before unleashing a storm of bumblebees to the Wildebeest's eyes, killing him. A group of mischievous elves appear, congratulating Chris on his victory. Danny decides to celebrate by creating a "princess" for him. However, she turns out to be a hologram of Beth. He makes her "30% sexier", then 40%, which makes Chris more embarrassed each time. Wallow screams out "9000%!", which turns the hologram into Fan Disservice, which makes Danny throw up, and one of the elves scream "Kill it! Kill it!". They decide that 30% is okay. She starts provocatively dancing when the leader of the elves, named Wankershim, adds that command to the program. The hologram Beth leans in to kiss Chris, and the real Beth walks in to brush her teeth.
Everyone goes perfectly still as she enters and brushes her teeth. The room is soundless, bar the sounds of Hologram!Beth's kisses. She leaves without noticing them. However...
The room changes back to a normal bathroom before transforming into a huge spa resort, which seems normal enough. That is until, some creepy talking unicorns appear and offer Chris some of their finest produce: "locally grown... butter lettuce..." Wankershim rips apart his shirt, announcing the start of a "BUTTER LETUCE PARTY!" While hesitant at first, Wallow becomes used to the idea and smiles and the episode ends with everyone dancing and enjoying themselves.
This episode contains examples of:
- Ambiguously Gay: The unicorns appear to show traits of this.
- Badass Adorable: The elves can withstand being thrown at somebody's face. They're pretty much made out of rubber.
- Bee-Bee Gun: Chris uses one to kill the Great Plains Wildebeest.
- Chekhov's Gunman: Wankershim as of "Ultra Wankershim", where he plays a much more considerable role.
- Chippendales Dancers: The unicorns.
- Dance Party Ending:Wankershim: (tears shirt apart) BUTTER LETTUCE PARTY!!
- Eye Scream: The Great Plains Wildebeest gets one from Chris:Chris: Gooooooo Bumblebee Storm to the eyeballs!
- Fanservice: 30%-Sexier! Beth and 40%-Sexier!Beth are the personifications of this trope...
- Fan Disservice: Whereas 9000%-Sexier!Beth certainly is not.
- Informed Species: The Great Plains Wildebeest actually resembles more of an Asian water buffalo.
- Meaningful Name: Wankershim acts kind of like... well, a wanker.
- Noodle People: Hologram!Beth has noodly arms when she gets programmed to dance.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter: The elves.
- Shout-Out:
- 40%-Sexier!Beth resembles Princess Leia's slave outfit.
- Wankershim himself looks like a mini elf version of Prince Gumball.
- Toilet Humor: Surprisingly not that much despite taking place in a bathroom.
- Vomit Indiscretion Shot: Happens to Danny upon seeing 9000%-Sexier!Beth.
- Youthful Freckles: Wankershim has some.
