Tracey: Madame 'ere 'as just closed her premises.
Dorien: Closed the grease pit? On the request of some public official, one assumes?
— Tracey Stubbs informing Dorien Green of Sharon's choice to close the café.
- Date First Aired: 18/10/1992
Sharon has become fed up with the rowdy mechanics and pensioners who form the clientele of the café, and closes it down. Dorien urges her to re-launch it as an upmarket bagel bar, this leads to Sharon abandoning the Greek community and being left with an unsuccessful business.
Tropes In This Episode:
- Ass Shove: Sharon told Constantino, her Greek butcher, that he could stick his salami up his ass and then offered to help him.
- Curse Cut Short: When Sharon explains the café's lack of customers.Dorien: What, nobody? Nobody came in at all? Not even for a friendly cup of tea?Sharon: Not even for a friendly-Tracey: Sharon!
- Deadpan Snarker: Sharon on the topic of a gas leak.Sharon: In the meantime, I've got t'turn off the gas or the café could violently transfer itself to somewhere 'round Walthamstow.
- Hilarious Outtakes: Lesley Joseph (Dorien) mistakes grilled steaks for a cheese and bacon flan and Linda Robson (Tracey) laughs at her.
- Never My Fault: Sharon solely blames the bagel bar's failure on Dorien.
- One-Word Title: The title of the episode is "Belongings".
- Shout-Out:
- Sharon considers renaming the café after the Mary Celeste.
- Sharon thinks a half hour of Harry Secombe on a Sunday night is all the religion she needs.
