A doctor puts Andrew on testicular rest, Nick asks Jay to help him get in shape for high school and Jessi becomes fascinated by Caitlin's breastfeeding.
Tropes:
- Bait-and-Switch: After Judd knocks Nick out, it looks like Diane is as shocked as the rest of the family that he would do that to his brother. However, she then thanks Judd for doing this, revealing that she approves of him punching his brother, at least in this situation.
- Blatant Lies: Andrew tries to claim that he hurt himself while trying to save a baby bird from a tree, but his doctor sees right through it and tells his parents that Andrew hurt himself while masturbating in a strange manner.
- Call-Back: The episode starts with Andrew panicking about the fact that a high schooler promised to beat him up on his first day of high school.
- Curb-Stomp Battle: Nick's attempt to get in Judd's face earns him a punch to his own face, resulting in a black eye and being knocked out.
- Disaster Dominoes: Andrew's failed masturbation session leads to various objects colliding into one another until it ends with Andrew's ceiling light fixture falling on his penis. It's lampshaded by Maury as it happens."Oh no! You've set off a Rube Goldberg-esque chain of events!"
- Fate Worse than Death: Played for Laughs. Andrew and Maury consider being forced to abstain from masturbating as this.
- Freeze-Frame Bonus: In the scene where the doctor tells Andrew what the diagnosis of his injury is, we can see a detailed picture of the male anatomy.
- Self-Abuse: Andrew continues to masturbate despite his best efforts to avoid doing so and further injuring himself because he's addicted.
- Staging an Intervention: Andrew's lovebug, shame wizard, anxiety mosquito, and epididymis do this in order to convince Andrew that he needs to stop masturbating so that his epididymis can heal properly.
