A man's online date ends with him missing an organ and gaining something else.
Tropes
- Asshole Victim: Toby in spades.
- Fauxreigner: Natessa talks in an American accent with Toby, but when he has her at gunpoint, she drops it to reveal she's a British actress.
- It Was Here, I Swear!: Toby brings the police to the auction site only to find no signs of anything but a book signing. Of course, it turns out the police were in on it.
