Recap / Ahmed And Salim Ahmadinejad Is A Cock Pirate

Yasser tells Ahmed and Salim the story of how he met their mother, ... their mother being Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

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• The '80s: Yasser's flashback takes place back in the year 1987.
• Affectionate Parody: This episode parodies How I Met Your Mother.
  • The end of the episode parodies Casablanca.
  Yasser: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
  Ahmed: You just said that for the reference, didn't you?
• Bait-and-Switch: Yasser tells the story of how he met Ahmed and Salim's mother. In it, he sees a beautiful Muslim woman in a burka. Initially, we're led to believe that this woman is Mrs. Majhayeff. However, she gets shot dead by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who turns out to be the real "mother" of Ahmed and Salim.
• Bland-Name Product: Salim eats ice cream from Jen & Berry's.
• Boom, Headshot!: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad shoots a Muslim woman in the head and kills her for no reason.
• Breaking the Fourth Wall: After a cutaway to Yasser crying in the shower ends, we get this exchange of dialogue.
  Salim: -Back together so dad could-
  Ahmed: No, wait. Start over. They cut to dad while you were talking.
  Salim: Oh. I hate when that happens. Anyway, we gotta help them get back together so dad could be happy again!
• Comical Translation:
  • "Mother"/"Mom"/"Mama" in Arabic is "Mama Mia".
  • "My Children" in Arabic is "Mein Kinder".
  • "Big Beautiful Gun" in Arabic is "AC/DC".
  • "Love For Nuclear Weapons" in Arabic is "Dr. Strangelove".
  • "Gay-Twat" in Arabic is "Justin Bieber".
  • "United Force" in Arabic is "Power Rangers".
  • "A Bunch of Nonsense" in Aabic is "Monty Python".
  • "Too Commercialised" in Arabic is "CocaCola".
  • "So Depressed" in Arabic is "Mega Emo".
  • "Idea" in Arabic is "Albert Einstein".
  • "Press Conference" in Arabic is "New York Times".
  • "Nothing" in Arabic is "Seinfeld".
  • "Simple" in Arabic is "Simple Plan".
  • "Friendship" in Arabic is "Facebook".
  • "Yes" in Arabic is "Si".
• Cultural Blending: The Arabic-speaking Yasser Majhayeff is heard using some German and Spanish too.
• Cutaway Gag: Played with. A cutaway gag to Yasser interrupts Salim's sentence and he has to start over again.
• Depraved Bisexual: Yasser and Mahmoud become a bi couple and act like disgusting, horny, perverted deviants, who like to rape children, piss on people, and shamelessly fuck each other in public with no regard for human decency.
• Even Evil Has Standards: When Mahmoud Ahmadinejad turns out to be a Holocaust denier, even Yasser has to get serious and tell him why he's an idiot for thinking that.
  Yasser: Uh-Okay, okay. I'm a religious nut-job terrorist, and I know the Holocaust really did happen. Okay? So, like ... Think about what that says about you.
• Funny Afro: Back in the 80's Yasser had an afro, as was the style back then.
  Ahmed: Why did you have an afro?
  Yasser: Shut up!
• Hypocritical Humor: As an Islamic fundamentalist, Yasser should naturally oppose homosexuality and believe that LGBT people should be put to death for their sexual orientations. However, in this episode, he proudly, openly, and shamelessly dates and fucks another man in public and clearly has a real romantic attraction for him. Not only that, but this man just so happens to be Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, an Iranian leader, who personally executes people in his country for engaging in homosexual acts. Like ... what the fuck!?
  • Yasser's license plate reads "1337-HXT0R". ^note (For those who don't know, this says "Leet Hater". "Leet" is a language, where people replace letters with similar-looking numbers, (i.e. a "1" in place, an "I" or a "0" in place of an "O", or a "3" in place of an "E".) to turn words like "CREAM" into "CR3AM" or "OBEDIENCE" into "083D13NC3", for example. So when Yasser says on his license plate that he hates leet, and uses leet to say it, it makes him look like kind of a dumbass.)
• Leet Lingo: Yasser's license plate reads "1337-HXT0R". ^note (Leet Hater)
• Love at First Sight: Yasser fell in love with Mahmoud the moment he laid eyes on him.
• Old Flame: Back in the 80's, Yasser used to be boyfriends with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The two of them were inseparable until one day, when they watched Schindler's List and had a disagreement over whether or not the Holocaust happened, leading to their breakup. In 2010, Yasser met up with his old flame once again and while he had since married Mrs. Majhayeff, Mahmoud was married to Barack Obama.
• Out-of-Character Moment: This whole episode is this for Yasser, as a strongly homophobic man such as him is suddenly in love with a man!? He's not even a armoured closet gay. He's openly bisexual and has zero issue with dating Mahmoud!
• Pædo Hunt: Yasser attends a 10-year-old rape convention in this episode, along with several other disgusting child-molesting pedophiles.
• Pedophile Priest: Several of these were present at the 10-Year-Old rape convention.
• Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Ahmed finally gets up and leaves once Yasser's story gets sexual.
• Shower of Angst: Yasser cried in the shower over Mahmoud.
• Strawman Political: Barack Obama is portrayed as a casual supporter of Islamic fundamentalism, who's sexually attracted to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
• Sweetheart Sipping: Yasser and Mahmoud drink some of the same milkshake together.
• Vanity License Plate: Yasser has a license plate that reads "1337 H4X0R".
• Whole Episode Flashback: This entire episode, (or at least the first half of it), took place via Yasser's flashback to 1987, telling Ahmed and Salim the story of how he met Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.