Clara: We should go right.
Bonnie: Wait, my right or your right?
Clara: Um. The right that's left.
Bonnie: Oh, right.
Clara: No, the label says left.
Bonnie: Wait, my right or your right?
Clara: Um. The right that's left.
Bonnie: Oh, right.
Clara: No, the label says left.
Sitwell: Who is this?
Sam: The good-looking guy with the glasses, ten o'clock... your other ten o'clock.
Sam: The good-looking guy with the glasses, ten o'clock... your other ten o'clock.
Ace: (while driving the Doctor around around in a van) These Dayleks...
The Doctor: Daleks.
Ace: Oh, Daleks. Where are they from?
The Doctor: From Skaro. At least originally. They're the mutated remains of a species called the Kaleds. Left here.
Ace: When were they left here?
The Doctor: No! Turn left here.
Ace: Oh, right.
The Doctor: No, left!
The Doctor: Daleks.
Ace: Oh, Daleks. Where are they from?
The Doctor: From Skaro. At least originally. They're the mutated remains of a species called the Kaleds. Left here.
Ace: When were they left here?
The Doctor: No! Turn left here.
Ace: Oh, right.
The Doctor: No, left!
Turn hard to port!
(That's not port!)
Now I've got it!
Trust me, I'm in control!
(That's not port!)
Now I've got it!
Trust me, I'm in control!
— The Longest Johns "Hoist Up The Thing"