Quotes / Your Costume Needs Work

Sokka: Don't you know who this is? He's the Avatar!

Bureaucrat: I see fifty Avatars a day. And by the way, not a very impressive costume.

— Avatar: The Last Airbender, "The Serpent's Pass"

I turned the corner in Soho today and someone

Looked right at me and said: "Oh No!

Another Laurie Anderson clone"!

— Laurie Anderson, "Talk Normal"

"HA HA HA HA! YOUR COSTUME IS RIDICULOUS!"

— Mystery Science Theater 3000, "Invasion of the Neptune Men"

Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story.

— Mr. Goodkat, Lucky Number Slevin

“I got dressed up in my Wolverine costume this morning and walked around San Diego. And not one person stopped me. One person said ‘Not bad.’ Another said ‘Too tall.’”

— Hugh Jackman during the X-Men: Days of Future Past at San Diego Comic-Con 2013

Sean Glenanne: McBride, you can't just walk right up to him. As soon as you open your mouth and he hears you're Irish—
Michael Westen: (faking an Irish accent) I'll approach him as an American with a deal.
Sean: Really? Sure you can pull that off?
Michael: (using his real accent) I've gone undercover as an American before. I'll be fine.
Sean: I don't know. Your accent's a bit dodgy. (Michael stares at him.)

— "Long Way Back", Burn Notice

"Get back to hair and makeup! You don't look dead enough!"

— George A. Romero to a zombie seconds before being dragged off and killed, Nazi Zombies

"Really, Krabs? Is this some kind of new promotional gimmick? Surely, you can do better than this, Eugene. I mean you even wasted real pickles on this cheap costume? Pretty insulting if you ask me."

— Bubble Bass to Mr. Krabs as a Krabby Patty zombie, SpongeBob SquarePants

Bernard: That's a pretty tasteless costume.
Megamind: Costume?!
Bernard: Megamind's head is not that grossly exaggerated.

— Megamind

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