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"Crimmus is a festival most families in our city celebrate. Though some refuse, mostly if they're foundationists or think it's stupid. Of course, the most important character in Crimmus is... Holly Jolly. Holly Jolly is an immortal Magical Girl who delivers presents to children on Crimmus Eve. Her powers include passing through barriers, slowing time, and carrying infinite presents in her bag. [...] Anyway, the idea is that Holly Jolly comes through the walls and leaves presents around your Crimmus Bush. Which is a thing everyone has. Meanwhile, you also give presents to your friends and family. Which is obviously where all the presents actually come from."

"It's now October, which means it's almost time for the most important holiday of all... Fright Night. On this evening, children dress up as various real and fictional monsters. Then they demand offerings of candy from the adults of the city. It's supposed to placate the spirits of the monsters, or something. The strange part is that it actually seems to work. Statistics are hard to determine, but Magical Girls routinely report fewer monster encounters on the night of the 31st."

Callie: Don't you want to go visit Father Squidmas? I'm voting for the North Pole!
Marie: You know Father Squidmas is just Gramps, right?
Callie: Hmph, you can believe what you want. It's your fault if you get a lump of coral for Squidmas!

"No one wants to open that up on Octivus morning! OH! Or Squidmas morning! Whichever holiday you...um...happen to celebrate."
Marina, Splatoon 2

"It's just not Snowflake Day without a lamb taco."
Abe Lincoln, Clone High

"Gosh, this has sure been a swell Christma... er, Life Day."

"The Winter Berry? I was just getting used to the fake holidays that we already have, and now they’ve come up with a new one."
Kynan Barker in his and Danny Horn's ToughPigs review of the Bear in the Big Blue House Christmas Episode

The poultry was spit roasting above the fire-pits in the great hall as thiry [sic] Jaffa wrestled a massive conifer across the stone floor. It was a titanic spruce, tall enough to touch the ceiling of Nekheb’s throne room once it was stood up. The Lord Warden’s cadre of orphan children had been given the task of selecting it, and would soon be responsible for placing the glass baubles upon it.

Cell: So, why [Freeza Day], and not, ya know, Christmas?
[Goz and Mez both wince]
Mez: The J man is a bit of a touchy subject around here.
Goz: With us being demons and all.
Cell: Ah. Yeah, okay that tracks.
HFIL, "A Freeza Day in Hell"

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