If you're hiding out with me in a rafter, and I say 'Coffee run', I don't want to hear 'What?!'. Actually, I don't want to hear anything, but I want to know that you're scampering away in perfect silence to go get that coffee order. And it better be right! 'Excuse me? Did I say I wanted double cream in my latte? Kyah!
— The Ninja, Ask a Ninja: Ninternships
"My talents go beyond asking if he wants chocolate chip or oatmeal."
— Ivy, Dollhouse
Doctor: Clara, could you fetch me the dead [alien]?
Clara: Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it.
Doctor: Ooh. Yes, and a punch in the face, too.
Clara: My very next suggestion.
Clara: Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it.
Doctor: Ooh. Yes, and a punch in the face, too.
Clara: My very next suggestion.
— Doctor Who, "Last Christmas"
Gabe: Myra, Marshall, I may need your help for this.
Hank: What about us?
Gabe: Henry, I would like you to guard the mouth of this cave with that shotgun of yours.
Hank: You can count on me!
Eustace: And me?
Gabe: You... *thinks for a moment* ...can hold my coat.
Hank: What about us?
Gabe: Henry, I would like you to guard the mouth of this cave with that shotgun of yours.
Hank: You can count on me!
Eustace: And me?
Gabe: You... *thinks for a moment* ...can hold my coat.
[Pearl, Marina, and Agent 8 are formulating their battle plan]
Cap'n Cuttlefish: And... what about me?
Marina: You can... uh... be the hype man.
Cap'n Cuttlefish: You got it! World about to blow — SQUIDBEAK, LET'S GO!
Cap'n Cuttlefish: And... what about me?
Marina: You can... uh... be the hype man.
Cap'n Cuttlefish: You got it! World about to blow — SQUIDBEAK, LET'S GO!
— Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion
Senior Scientist: Listen, I'm only going to explain this to you one more time. If you have a question that isn't my problem, it's yours.
Junior Scientist: Right.
Senior Scientist: And if I have a question?
Junior Scientist: It isn't my problem?
Senior Scientist: Au contraire! It is still, very much so, your problem. Now, do we have a problem?
Junior Scientist: No!
Senior Scientist: Really? ...I don't see a cup of coffee with two sugars and no cream in my hand, do you?
Junior Scientist: ...No?
Senior Scientist: Well, that looks like a problem to me.
Junior Scientist: Right.
Senior Scientist: And if I have a question?
Junior Scientist: It isn't my problem?
Senior Scientist: Au contraire! It is still, very much so, your problem. Now, do we have a problem?
Junior Scientist: No!
Senior Scientist: Really? ...I don't see a cup of coffee with two sugars and no cream in my hand, do you?
Junior Scientist: ...No?
Senior Scientist: Well, that looks like a problem to me.
[To a grieving widow]
Excuse me. I realise this must be a very difficult time for you. So, put your knickers on and go get me a cup of tea!
Excuse me. I realise this must be a very difficult time for you. So, put your knickers on and go get me a cup of tea!
— Inspector Monkfish, The Fast Show
