zombies would starve in stoneybrook
stoneybrook lacks common sense
stoneybrook lacks empathy
what is in stoneybrook's water?
stoneybrook lacks social services
stoneybrook lacks common sense
stoneybrook lacks empathy
what is in stoneybrook's water?
stoneybrook lacks social services
— A couple of tags on the primary The Baby-Sitters Club snark blog
"Why is everybody in Blart an asshole?"
— Film Brain, on the characters of Paul Blart: Mall Cop in his Bad Movie Beatdown review
Bennett: Still, it's not like he's the only character that suffers from this schizophrenic writing. Mostly because, he's not the only jerk in the show because everyone's is a jerk in this show. And when I say everyone, I mean—
Norman Stansfield: EVERYONE!
Norman Stansfield: EVERYONE!
— Bennett the Sage explaining one of the reasons why he doesn't like Netflix's Cowboy Bebop (2021)
"You'll see people dying of starvation, but not too far away there's a glutton who can barely eat all the food that he's given. They say that magic power is used to decide your status in life, but they'll use your background as a basis for separating you from the best paths in life. Because you were simply born in another country, they'll use words like "justice" as an excuse to hurt you."
— Licht, Black Clover
"No one gives a shit, David! Nobody wants to be here! God, it's like you live in this stupid make-believe world where everything's great! The universe doesn't work that way, idiot! Just look around, it's what I've been trying to show you since Day 1! Life sucks and we live in a world of desensitized, apathetic assholes! Why don't you just get with the program and stop giving a shit?"
— Max, Camp Camp
"What a bunch of dicks!"
— Rob on his opinion of the unlikable civilians outside the main characters in his Cartoon Clipshow review of the Robotman and Friends cartoon.
"You know... One day, the last one of you will ask me, 'Why did you work with Dracula himself to murder all the people?' And you know what I'll say? It's because you're all so fucking rude."
— Isaac, Castlevania (2017)
"Why is it everybody's so offensive 'round here?"
— Conker the Squirrel (who himself is primarily motivated by Greed), Conker's Bad Fur Day
"What is your damage, you demented, fat-ass piece of shit? They were hanging a banner, that's the opposite of delinquency. They fell two stories and people just laugh? Oxnard, California is just DIC."
— CR of Familiar Faces reaches his breaking point and calls out the Principal for suspending the three kids and everyone else for laughing at them after they fell two stories for hanging a banner in the Battletoads Pilot.
"A dying culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
— Friday
"If you want justice, you've come to the wrong place."
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
"But they don't understand anything but HATE, HATE, HAAAAAAAAAATE!"
— Billy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
"Are there any redeeming characters in this movie? No.
His wife is a nagging cliche.
The neighbor, Phil Hartman, bless his soul, is plowing his way through every mom in the neighborhood.
And Santa? Santa is a lie! Just a bunch of ex-cons running bootleg toys out of a warehouse.
You even want to punch Chris Parnell in the face! And you like Chris Parnell!"
His wife is a nagging cliche.
The neighbor, Phil Hartman, bless his soul, is plowing his way through every mom in the neighborhood.
And Santa? Santa is a lie! Just a bunch of ex-cons running bootleg toys out of a warehouse.
You even want to punch Chris Parnell in the face! And you like Chris Parnell!"
"Everyone just yells and screams at each other! No one's civil anymore!"
— Arthur Fleck, Joker (2019)
"Geez, Even in the Ultimate Universe civilians are assholes."
— Linkara on Ultimatum #1-2, Atop the Fourth Wall
"Man, everyone's a dick in this season."
— Linkara on Power Rangers Operation Overdrive, History of Power Rangers
"Every character is either horribly bland, horribly stupid, or just plain horrible."
"Why is it these people have a talent for surrounding themselves with the craziest fucking nutballs? Is anyone in this world outside of the main characters likable? What kinda water are they drinking in Maine to make them such assholes?!"
— The Nostalgia Critic on his review of It (1990)
"Okay, how come every person in a Karate Kid movie is an asshole?"
— The Nostalgia Critic on his review of The Next Karate Kid
"'Dear contributor, Who told you that you could write, your mother?'"
"'Dear contributor, We've seen better writing on license plates...'"
"'Dear contributor, If you send us any more stories, we're coming to your house and punch you out!'"
"'Dear contributor, If you send us one more dumb story, we're going to have to nail our mailbox shut!'"
— Charlie Brown reading some of Snoopy's rejection letters, Peanuts
Ryuji Sakamoto: I can't stand it... This world is so messed up! The weak're left to fight for themselves, while rotten adults get away with whatever they want!
Morgana: And those in power don't do anything to help the situation.
Morgana: And those in power don't do anything to help the situation.
"Every time there's, like, 'Okay, this character hasn't proven to be a jerk yet; let's root for them for a second.' Every time we think we can do that, they prove us wrong very quickly."
"Seriously, everyone at the school is a punk or a bully."
— Rason Miyamosa on Yokai Academy, Rosario Vampire: Brightest Darkness Act I
"I'm surrounded by assholes!"
— Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
"I mean, this is what I have to look forward to when I grow up? People being just... jerks."
— Peter Parker, Ultimate Spider-Man, Issue #70
Maximus: Why can't we all just get along, Sameth?
Sameth: Because most of us are (censored), little buddy.
Sameth: Because most of us are (censored), little buddy.
— Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse, Episode 2: "The Tomb of Sammun-Mak"
