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Peridot: (Slaps Steven in the face)
Steven: OW! That hurt!
Peridot: It did?
Steven: Yeah! A lot!
Steven Universe, "Catch And Release"

Bully #1: Okay, that's it, let's go!
Ross: Before we start, are we hitting faces?
Bully #1: What? Of course we're hitting faces! What kind of question is that?
Ross: Because I have work tomorrow! I have a presentation.
Bully #2: Um, you know, I'm showing a house later this week, so this "no faces" thing might be a good idea.
Bully #1: [sighs] Fine. Nothing above the neck. [thinks for a moment] Or below the waist. Diane's ovulating.
Bully #2: Aw, are you guys trying again?
Chandler: So are we just hitting middles, or...?
Friends, "The One with the Bullies"


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