Quotes / Wife-Basher Basher

"You! Don't! Treat! Women! Like! That!"

— Cameron Poe, as he repeatedly slams Serial Rapist Johnny-23's head into a bulkhead, Con Air

"I despise those who don't treat women right."

—Dark Kuyumaya, Rosario Vampire: Brightest Darkness

"Real men do not beat women... they beat the men that do."

— KSBD

She wears shades, but we all can see
Behind that tinted glass
And I got 99 biker friends
Who wanna kick your ass!

— Bowling for Soup, "99 Biker Friends"

"Father"'s a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard, "don't hit a lady"?
Kicking your ass would be a pleasure

— Nickelback, "Never Again"

The little woman had all the shit that she could take
Her intuition said "lock and load"
He-man, what's your plan to get out of this
She's gonna fill your ass with bullet holes
Guess who's bigger when she's squeezing the trigger
I got news, it isn't you
When they carry your body out over the threshold
You'll wish you never said "I do"

— Exodus (Band), "Sealed With A Fist"

"Well, if you give me a couple minutes of your time, I got a few things I'd like to talk to ya about. You know, eh, what you did wasn't really your fault. It's what you call, a eh, genetic defect. Mom called it the, the gene. My Grandfather had the gene, he eh, came over from the boat from Ireland in 1912 and I guess he passed it on to my Old Man. My Old Man was a great guy, a real pussy cat, you know hard worker. Big sports fan, but sometimes on his way home from the docks he liked to stop in with the guys and have a couple of beers, ya know. I remember coming home from school one day, and eh, the whole house was dark. Couldn't figure it out. I heard my Mom crying off in the dark someplace, and I was old enough at that point I could reach the light switch. I turned the lights on, and I saw, what he did to her. So I went to my room and I got, the eh, baseball bat. Mickey Mantle model my Old Man give me for Christmas, and I found the Old Man passed out in the bathtub, and I tattooed him. Needless to say, when I came home everyday from school after that, the eh, house is lit up like Ebbet's Field, and the Old Man eh, never drank again. So all I'm saying to you is if you wanna drink, you go ahead and drink. But if I ever find out that you laid your hands on that little girl again, me and Mr. Mantle are gonna pay you a visit, my friend."

— Lou Veccio, Suicide Kings

She cries her miserable name
So the bastards will never sleep again
No, no reprieve, Luanne,
She brings their souls down to hell
A caution to the cruelest of men.

—35MM: A Musical Exhibition, "Leave Luanne"

Vida: So, Virgil, I gather you like hitting ladies.
Virgil: Some women just need to get hit.
Vida: And conversely, some men need to be hit back.
(Vida slaps Virgil and then punches him in the face)

— To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

Carol Ann: Oh my god, he's going to hurt Vida so bad!
ChiChi: Carol Anne, there's something you should know about Vida, mami. Well...
Noxie: Vida works out. Vida works out, yeah...
ChiChi: A lot.
(Cue Vida pushing Virgil out the door, without even for a moment losing her feminine dignity)

— To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

What kind of man are you?
Instead of kisses, you gave bruises
No more time for cheap excuses
If I were you, I would be leaving
Best you go while you're still breathing

—Cage the Elephant, "Punchin' Bag"

"He's a wife-beater, Dan! Use the gun!"

—Dr. Herbert West, Bride of Re-Animator

"You're not supposed to hurt ladies, scumbag. If your parents didn't teach you that, then I'm the one who's gonna beat the lesson into your brain."

—Sanji, One Piece, Episode 607

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