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Phineas: Now who would buy a brick for a toy?
Ferb: It does absolutely nothing.
[the two eat... before the credits pop up showing the toy store Candace is working at being flooded with people asking for bricks]

Sora: Oh no! We are in the Realm of Darkness. And look, here is the exit. Seriously, how could anyone get stuck here?
Riku: Must be the biggest idiot around.
(beat)
Aqua: It's been almost twelve years since I entered the Realm of Darkness.

Master Xehanort: I'm actually a misguided good guy.
Sora: Who could ever believe—
Axel, Roxas, Xion, Terra, Ventus, Aqua, Riku, King Mickey, and Master Eraqus: Okay, I believe you.
Sora: (beat) I'm gonna kill myself.

As commandant of the British Army's staff college in 1910, Brigadier-General Henry Wilson asserted the likelihood of a European war, and argued that Britain's only prudent option was to ally itself with France against the Germans. A student ventured to argue, saying that 'only inconceivable stupidity on the part of statesmen' could precipitate a general conflagration. This provoked Wilson's derision. 'Haw! Haw! Haw!!! Inconceivable stupidity is just what what you're going to get.'
Catastrophe: Europe Goes to War 1914 by Max Hastings

Prometheus Black: But tonight, man will triumph over machine in a no-holds barred fight to the finish!
Ratchet: What RAM-damaged, programming-impaired bot would agree to be in such a degrading spectacle?
Prometheus Black: Representing the machines, I give you... Bumblebee!

Tracey: I carn imagine what sort o' woman would go on a show like that, expose herself to all that ridicule, surrender 'er self-respect and digni'y?
Sharon: So, you won't want a ticket when I'm in it next month, then?

Mr. Brittas: No one is going anywhere. There's a force eight blizzard blowing out there, a windchill factor of minus thirty and some of those drifts are over twenty feet deep. Only a lunatic would go out in conditions like that!
Helen: Hello, Gordon? Can you let me in?

Keyleth: In the acid?! You have to be insane to go in-
Grog: I'M GOING IN!

"-with highs in the mid-60's and a low of 75. On the bad news tip, viewers are advised to seek higher ground because we're about to have a massive tidal wave tear through here! Look's like it'll be triggered about five seconds from now by some nutty feather-plucker detonating a whole mess of explosives underwater! Of course, the question on everyone's lips is: who would be crazy enough to- Oh wait! IT'S ME!"

Jo: Nobody with any common sense could possibly-
Edward: People don't have sense! They have nasty minds!

Percy: The drain! The stopper!
Keyleth: In the acid?! You'd have to be insane to go in-
Grog: I'M GOING IN!

"Some of the most evil, murderous critters ever to blight the land! Thankfully, they were locked away in a hermetically sealed vault by a great hero hundreds of years ago. Don't worry! We're safe! Only a complete fool would ever set them free. Oh... please tell me you didn't?!"
The Book of Gallowmere on the subject of the Shadow Demons, MediEvil (PS4 Remake)

Usopp: I'm warning you! Retreat now!! I have 100 million men crewmen waiting to kill you all!
Black Cat Pirate Mook: ... Only an idiot would fall for that...
Jango: (terrified) What!? 100 million crewmmen?! So... soo many!

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