Polonius: What do you read, my lord?
Hamlet: Words, words, words.
Polonius: What is the matter, my lord?
Hamlet: Between who?
Polonius: I mean, the matter that you read, my lord.
Hamlet: Slanders, sir; for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards; that their faces are wrinkled; their eyes purging thick amber and plum-tree gum; and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams. All which, sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down; for you yourself, sir, should be old as I am if, like a crab, you could go backward.
Polonius: [aside] Though there be madness, yet there is madness in't. [to Hamlet] Will you walk out of the air, my lord?
Hamlet: Into my grave?
Polonius: Indeed, that is out of the air. [aside] How pregnant sometimes his replies are! a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not so prosperously be delivered of. [to Hamlet] My honorable lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you.
Hamlet: You cannot sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal — except my life, except my life, except my life.
— Hamlet
Harvey Kneeslapper: "Oh, hi there! Did you know that (bursts out laughing) stickies are very useful?"
Man: "No, uh... what's a sticky for?"
Harvey Kneeslapper: "Oh! Oh! Uh... how's that?"
Man: "I said, 'what's a sticky for?'."
Harvey Kneeslapper: (sticks a four sticker to the man's chest) "This! It's sticky, and it's a four!"
King Henry: That settles it. Get 'er annulled.
Cardinal Wolsey: "An old" what, Sire?
King Henry: Annul the marriage, ya FOOL!
Mr. Boggs: Fakes, that's all they are, sitting there lookin' in their crystal whatsnames.
Sid: "Balls".
Mr. Boggs: I quite agree! Absolutely ridiculous!
Sergeant Strapp: Pistol!
Captain Fancey: What? I haven't 'ad a drop!
Kapitan Binder: So! You are wishing to get out. We can arrange it. Ten days in the cooler!
Kommandant Fokker: Nein, nein, Kapitan!
Kapitan Binder: As you wish, Herr Kommandant. Nine days in the cooler!
Arin: Dude, was there updog in there?
Danny: What are you talking abo- I don't know what updog is!
Arin: Updog?
Danny: (chuckles) What are you saying?
Arin: No, it's updog.
Danny: What is updog?
Arin: (hysterical laughter)
Danny: OH, god damn... (laughs) Well aren't you proud of yourself!
(both Grumps laugh)
Danny: Oh my god, that's the happiest I've ever seen you!
Arin: (still laughing) I have never in my life ever gotten that to work!
"Have you heard of ligma?"
"Didn't think anyone was left. Not after deez that is."
"Didn't think anyone was left. Not after deez that is."
— Sylvester upon spotting the player, Dave.EXE
king_of_spades65: Hey Damian, did you know that there is no country in Africa that starts with K?
Doug: Keny-
king_of_spades65: (in the same donation message) Kenya fit these nuts in your mouth, gottem.
Doug: Fucking got me, dude.
*Beat*
king_of_spades65: (still in the same donation message) Fucking got me dude. Gottem again.
The rest of Twitch Chat: GOTTEM
Doug: Keny-
king_of_spades65: (in the same donation message) Kenya fit these nuts in your mouth, gottem.
Doug: Fucking got me, dude.
*Beat*
king_of_spades65: (still in the same donation message) Fucking got me dude. Gottem again.
The rest of Twitch Chat: GOTTEM
