Hybrid: Ugh, I feel so tired, and it's not even noon!
Human: What did you have for breakfast?
Male Announcer: I'll tell you what she didn't have: BIIIG CRUNCH!!
Hybrid: The Cereal That Writhes?
Male Announcer: That's the one!
Human: How does that even work?
Male Announcer: We dip gene-tailored larval nuggets into our special batter! Simply add warm milk, and prepare for a BIIIG CRUNCH!!
Hybrid: What kind of milk?
Male Announcer: Milk from any warm-blooded mammal will end the nuggets' hibernation! Then you're ready for some BIIIG CRUNCH!!
Human: That sounds fun, but I'm a human! Can I have some too?
Male Announcer: Of course! Nearly everyone can eat BIG CRUNCH!
Sectoid: What about me?
Male Announcer: I said "nearly." Under no circumstances should sectoids consume BIG CRUNCH.
Sectoid: Aw, dang...
Hybrid: Well I know what I'm having! A wriggling bowl of... oh, go on, you can say it!
Male Announcer: BIIIG CRUNCH!! The Cereal That Writhes!
Female Announcer: FoodLife: One feast, one future.
Human: What did you have for breakfast?
Male Announcer: I'll tell you what she didn't have: BIIIG CRUNCH!!
Hybrid: The Cereal That Writhes?
Male Announcer: That's the one!
Human: How does that even work?
Male Announcer: We dip gene-tailored larval nuggets into our special batter! Simply add warm milk, and prepare for a BIIIG CRUNCH!!
Hybrid: What kind of milk?
Male Announcer: Milk from any warm-blooded mammal will end the nuggets' hibernation! Then you're ready for some BIIIG CRUNCH!!
Human: That sounds fun, but I'm a human! Can I have some too?
Male Announcer: Of course! Nearly everyone can eat BIG CRUNCH!
Sectoid: What about me?
Male Announcer: I said "nearly." Under no circumstances should sectoids consume BIG CRUNCH.
Sectoid: Aw, dang...
Hybrid: Well I know what I'm having! A wriggling bowl of... oh, go on, you can say it!
Male Announcer: BIIIG CRUNCH!! The Cereal That Writhes!
Female Announcer: FoodLife: One feast, one future.
— BIG CRUNCH commercial, XCOM: Chimera Squad
Human: What's wrong? Not enjoying the office picnic?
Sectoid: It's fine, but... there's nothing I can eat.
Human: Not even my famous egg salad?
Sectoid: Chicken eggs are poison to sectoids.
Male Announcer: Why not try a NotDog?
Human: Do you mean "hot dog?"
Sectoid: Hot dogs are also poison.
Male Announcer: No, NotDogs! Delicious, nutritious, and entirely digestible, no matter where you're from!
Muton: Even me?
Male Announcer: Of course, my muton friend! NotDogs are for everyone!
Female Announcer: Whether you're from Earth or outer space, you can jam a NotDog in your face!
Sectoid: I'll have a NotDog!
Human: Me too!
Muton: Three for me!
Male Announcer: NotDogs are an approved source of fiber for all signatory species of the 2036 Accords. Exoterrestrials should consume no more than one packet of NotDogs per week without express permission from accredited gene therapists. Do not store NotDogs in direct sunlight. NotDogs that turn the human-perceptible color blue should be discarded immediately.
Female Announcer: FoodLife: Food for all of us.
Sectoid: It's fine, but... there's nothing I can eat.
Human: Not even my famous egg salad?
Sectoid: Chicken eggs are poison to sectoids.
Male Announcer: Why not try a NotDog?
Human: Do you mean "hot dog?"
Sectoid: Hot dogs are also poison.
Male Announcer: No, NotDogs! Delicious, nutritious, and entirely digestible, no matter where you're from!
Muton: Even me?
Male Announcer: Of course, my muton friend! NotDogs are for everyone!
Female Announcer: Whether you're from Earth or outer space, you can jam a NotDog in your face!
Sectoid: I'll have a NotDog!
Human: Me too!
Muton: Three for me!
Male Announcer: NotDogs are an approved source of fiber for all signatory species of the 2036 Accords. Exoterrestrials should consume no more than one packet of NotDogs per week without express permission from accredited gene therapists. Do not store NotDogs in direct sunlight. NotDogs that turn the human-perceptible color blue should be discarded immediately.
Female Announcer: FoodLife: Food for all of us.
— NotDogs commercial, XCOM: Chimera Squad
It's no secret, cross-species food can be dangerous. So how does Burger Palace ensure the safety of its customers? Simple! Each flavor bulb contains markers keyed to the species who can consume it. Once cooked into the patty, physical contact with the inappropriate species triggers the patty's flight response. We call it our Com-patty-bility Guarantee! If you can't eat it, it'll let you know! Burger Palace: new name, new safeguards, same great taste!
— Burger Palace commercial, XCOM: Chimera Squad
