"That's it! I'll dig myself out of debt by selling assorted objects!"
"The sign said, 'We Buy Anything!' so I went inside, gobbed on the counter and barked 'How much for that then?'"
Snowdin Shopkeeper: Does this look like a pawn shop? I don't know how it works where you come from... but... If I started spending money on old branches and used bandages, I'd be out of business in a jiffy!
Gerson: I'm trying to get RID of my junk, not get more of it!
Bratty: Thanks, but we, like, don't really need anything.
Catty: Oh my god, can you go get us some Glamburgers?
Bratty: We don't. Really need. Anything.
Burgerpants: (WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
Gerson: I'm trying to get RID of my junk, not get more of it!
Bratty: Thanks, but we, like, don't really need anything.
Catty: Oh my god, can you go get us some Glamburgers?
Bratty: We don't. Really need. Anything.
Burgerpants: (WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
— Attempting to sell to various shopkeepers in Undertale note
"Aah, I'll buy it for a high price!"
— The Merchant, Resident Evil 4
"You have merchants who buy that pish, yeah? Got to be worth something!"
— Sera, Dragon Age: Inquisition