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"That's it! I'll dig myself out of debt by selling assorted objects!"

"The sign said, 'We Buy Anything!' so I went inside, gobbed on the counter and barked 'How much for that then?'"

Snowdin Shopkeeper: Does this look like a pawn shop? I don't know how it works where you come from... but... If I started spending money on old branches and used bandages, I'd be out of business in a jiffy!

Gerson: I'm trying to get RID of my junk, not get more of it!

Bratty: Thanks, but we, like, don't really need anything.
Catty: Oh my god, can you go get us some Glamburgers?
Bratty: We don't. Really need. Anything.

Burgerpants: (WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
— Attempting to sell to various shopkeepers in Undertale note 

"Aah, I'll buy it for a high price!"
The Merchant, Resident Evil 4

"You have merchants who buy that pish, yeah? Got to be worth something!"

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