Joffrey: If my uncle attacks King's Landing I'll ride out to meet him!
Tyrion: I'm sure your men will line up behind you.
Joffrey: They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a red smile. From ear to ear.
Tyrion: [as Joffrey leaves] Imagine Stannis' terror.
Varys: I am trying.
Tyrion: I'm sure your men will line up behind you.
Joffrey: They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a red smile. From ear to ear.
Tyrion: [as Joffrey leaves] Imagine Stannis' terror.
Varys: I am trying.
— Game of Thrones (for an attempted warrior prince)
Zeetha: You are in need of serious princess lessons.
Agatha: Prin—what!? NOW!?
Zeetha: Yes. Now. It's important. You're the new ruler of Mechanicsburg. You need to act like it.
Agatha: Well, maybe if we get through all this, sure—but right now—
Zeetha: First lesson: Every princess needs a battle axe. Here. Use this one until we find you something more impressive.
Agatha: Ah. That kind of princess.
Zeetha: Come on. I saw some armor in a burning museum that's to die for.
Agatha: Prin—what!? NOW!?
Zeetha: Yes. Now. It's important. You're the new ruler of Mechanicsburg. You need to act like it.
Agatha: Well, maybe if we get through all this, sure—but right now—
Zeetha: First lesson: Every princess needs a battle axe. Here. Use this one until we find you something more impressive.
Agatha: Ah. That kind of princess.
Zeetha: Come on. I saw some armor in a burning museum that's to die for.
You know what they used to write on cannons? The last argument of kings. I guess you could say magic is the last argument of queens.
—Janet, The Magician's Land
"My older brother Magni is King of the Dwarves. My younger brother Brann is a renowned explorer. If I didn't kick so much ass, I'd feel a tad awkward."
—Muradin Bronzebeard, Warcraft
