Dragunov: Has the United States ever gone to war with Canada?
Punisher: A long time ago.
Dragunov: How did it turn out?
Punisher: Depends on who you ask.
Punisher: A long time ago.
Dragunov: How did it turn out?
Punisher: Depends on who you ask.
— The Punisher War Zone #36
Canadian: I'm calling from Canada! I want to force you feel bad about the War of 1812!
American: Oh. Why? Didn't we win it?
Canadian: NO YOU DID NOT WIN IT
American: Oh. Why? Didn't we win it?
Canadian: NO YOU DID NOT WIN IT