"I’m curious how this Batman got the idea for his outfit, what with the three horns on his head and everything. Did a punk rocker come to his window instead of a bat?"
"Ugh, two different plaids? I'm a naked robot and even I know that's a fashion no-no!"
—Tom Servo riffing Time Chasers, Mystery Science Theater 3000
"There. Sure glad I don't look stupid in this."
—Mike commenting on The Undead, in a different Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode
Whoever decided that Indiana Jones should wear a felt hat and a leather jacket in the jungles should have been shot.
"Have you seen what you're wearing? That outfit makes you look like a sequin train wreck! Look at you! You're part of a twelve-headed JACKASS!"
—Dale Gribble, King of the Hill
And he's ridin' around on that glider thing
And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb
Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on!
And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb
Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on!
—"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Ode To A Superhero" referring to Willem Dafoe's performance as the Green Goblin
Bob: "Oh my gosh! You're... You're..."
Alien: "Hideous? Well, maybe, but just look at yourself, human. Bellbottoms and hi-tops were not meant for each other."
"Sure, he's masculine in A Bridge Too Far, but rare is the man who can maintain his virility while wearing a ponytail, thigh-high boots, and a nutslinger."
