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(Bart and Lisa's quest to find Edgar Neubauer, who apparently has the answer to how Sideshow Bob won the mayoral election, has so far been fruitless... until Bart sees something)
Bart: Lis! Lis, come here! I found Edgar Neubauer!
(Bart shows Lisa a gravestone at the cemetery, with Mr. Neubauer's name engraved on it)
Bart: Oh my God! The dead have risen and they're voting Republican!
Lisa: No, Bart, don't you see? Dead people can't vote! Look, "Prudence Goodwyfe, died 1641". She voted for Bob, too! So did Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper! Even the pet cemetery voted for Bob! Look, "Mr. and Mrs. Bananas", "Humphrey Boa-gart"... (approaches her cat's grave) Oh, my poor dead kitty! Please, not you too!
(a look at the list indeed shows "Snowball I" as one of the alleged voters)
Lisa: (vengeful) All right, Bob. Now, it's personal!
Bart: (offended) Hey! Um... He did try to kill me.
The Simpsons, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"


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