"Robes! Pointy hats! Beard grooming supplies! Yes, you sir, how can OH GOD HURRAAARRGLAB.”
I waited patiently for him to finish decorating the pavement with his stomach contents. "Sorry," he said, bent double and gulping. Impressively, he immediately continued his sales pitch from that position. "Looking for a new robe, sir?"
"Yes, this one's starting to whiff a bit."
"Yes, I... gathered that, sir." He took a few deep, groaning breaths into a star-patterned hanky and seemed to gather himself. "What sort of price range were you OH GOD YOUR EYES HURRAAARRGLAB.”
I tapped my now bile-sodden foot. "Shall I come back later?"
D'Argo: All right, just calm down Pilot, and tell us how you feel.
Pilot: Well, I feel-
[Pilot suddenly groans and pukes a thick green stream of vomit all over the console, Stark's face, and D'Argo's shirt]
D'Argo: I had no idea he could do that!
Stark: [revolted] I had no idea anyone could do that!
Oolong: You know what they say, liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Liquor before intergalactic travel, feel your insides unravel.
Roshi: BLEEEEERGH- [cue green waterfall]
—Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Broly The Legendary Super Saiyan
Okay, so there's this scene where Hermie and Archie find the body, and Archie just upchucks all over it. And they don't cut away or anything, you *see* the vomit.
Arthur fools D.W. into eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich filled with spinach, causing her to barf directly onto the camera. Gross!
— FU DW, "DW F**KING HATES SPINACH"
