Jim Whitney: Well, son, I guess you were right. I am a butthead!
Lisa: (sulking in her bed) It's bad enough they're all eating meat; they don't have to rub it in my face!
(a burger Homer flipped flies through her window and hits her in the face)
—The Simpsons, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
Barnacle Boy: I'm crossing over to the dark side!
(zoom out to reveal that only one side of the Krusty Krab is lit)
Mr. Krabs: Why should I waste money lighting the whole store?
—SpongeBob SquarePants, "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V"
"Don't worry, bro, none of this is canon. But this is!" (pulls out an actual cannon)
Patrick: Okay, now, say it. ...Say it.
SpongeBob: I... can't.
Patrick: SpongeBob, you're never going to feel better unless you get this thing off your chest.
(Cut to show SpongeBob with a miniature leech cephalopod sucking on his chest)
SpongeBob: I know, Patrick. (pulls it off and throws it aside)
SpongeBob: I... can't.
Patrick: SpongeBob, you're never going to feel better unless you get this thing off your chest.
(Cut to show SpongeBob with a miniature leech cephalopod sucking on his chest)
SpongeBob: I know, Patrick. (pulls it off and throws it aside)
—SpongeBob SquarePants, "Something Smells"
Kermit: Hey, Fozzie, I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road.
Fozzie: Yes sir, turn left at the fork in the road.
(drives by a giant fork)
Fozzie: Kermit!
Kermit: I don't believe that.
Fozzie: Yes sir, turn left at the fork in the road.
(drives by a giant fork)
Fozzie: Kermit!
Kermit: I don't believe that.
