Kevin: Hello, my name is Kevin Dorfman and this is what they call a video will. Um... which means, sadly, if you're watching this, I am deceased. Unless you're me, and I'm watching this to see how I look. Or... I might have put it in the wrong case and lent it to you by accident. That's also a possibility. Or maybe you're Phil, the technician at the production company who's editing this video. Or Phil is sick, possibly, and you're his assistant Craig... No. Not Craig. Greg. I remember now. Craig left two years ago.
Natalie: Should I fast-forward?
Kevin: Greg, I'm sorry for screwing up your name like that.
Monk: No. Let it play.
Natalie: Should I fast-forward?
Kevin: Greg, I'm sorry for screwing up your name like that.
Monk: No. Let it play.
— Monk, "Mr. Monk and the Magician"
