Calvin: Dad, are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for all the opportunities you botched?
Calvin's dad: If I were, you can bet I'd be re-evaluating my strategy.
Calvin: Mom, Dad keeps insulting me.
"Oh, look at our little jackpot!... When does it start fulfilling all of our unachieved ambitions?"
— Rich Mom, Psychonauts 2