"You don't want this to be No More Heroes: Forever, don't you?"
—Jeane explaining how her backstory is so tragic that it would cause the game to get delayed due to age rating concerns, No More Heroes
And then Indonesia claimed that they
Were going to get one, any day.
Were going to get one, any day.
— Tom Lehrer on Indonesia's nuclear ambitions, "Who's Next?", That Was the Year That Was
Pat: It came out!
Matt: No...
Pat: It came out!
Matt: Okay, you encoded something on a disc, and you put it in here to troll me.
...
Pat: Downloadable content?! They still didn't finish the whole game!
Matt: No...
Pat: It came out!
Matt: Okay, you encoded something on a disc, and you put it in here to troll me.
...
Pat: Downloadable content?! They still didn't finish the whole game!
— Two Best Friends Play discussing Duke Nukem Forever
"Winter has been coming for sixteen fucking years!"
— Rage of Thrones by The Axis of Awesome
Dear Mr. "I'm too fat to finish our flagship game",
This'll be the last time you'll EVER hear me exclaim!
It's been six years and still no closure?!
I'm not gonna be cool!
I know you've had plenty of time,
"Portal" and "Left 4 Dead" both had a sequel!
This'll be the last time you'll EVER hear me exclaim!
It's been six years and still no closure?!
I'm not gonna be cool!
I know you've had plenty of time,
"Portal" and "Left 4 Dead" both had a sequel!
martin had a point when he said tolkien didn't think about aragorn's tax policy. but at least tolkien finished writing the books.
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