Mordin: Different species react differently to stress. Aware you have come by a great deal. Have had other species become attracted to me before. Awkward. Not interested.
Mordin: Constantly! Very awkward. Skin tone apparently attractive by turian standards. Subset of krogan deviants enjoys salarian flexibility. More cartilage than skeletal structure. Asari offers... intriguing, actually. Wonder why. Trans-species pheromones unlikely to work. *inhales* Must be neurochemical.
"Here. Look. These are my three wives: Pestilence, Famine, and Death. Do you think I married them for their personalities? Their personalities could shatter entire planets! Arranged marriages. Every one. But they worked out; they inspired me! Knowing that they were waiting at home for me is what keeps me here — 75 light-years away!"
— Londo Mollari, Babylon 5
"Damn my charisma!"
"He's got ninety-nine problems, and these bitches are the main ones."
Grosvener: Yes yes—I am aesthetic and poetic.
All the Ladies: Then, we love you!
Dragoons: They love him! Horror!
Bunthorne and Patience: They love him! Horror!
Grosvener: They love me! Horror! Horror! Horror!
All the Ladies: Then, we love you!
Dragoons: They love him! Horror!
Bunthorne and Patience: They love him! Horror!
Grosvener: They love me! Horror! Horror! Horror!
Julie: Just how many girls are in your life now?
Ben: At this point, I don't even have a clue.
Ben: At this point, I don't even have a clue.
"Oh, what gives? Don't you like women hurling themselves at you?"
— An unwanted suitor to Shinji, HERZ, chapter 1
"Everytime I see you, you have a new girl on your arm. I really can't congratulate you enough!"
— Meme Oshino, Bakemonogatari
Johnny tried his best to hide from every girl he knew,
But even this he couldn't do,
For they would follow him most everywhere,
Then his friends got him to spend a week or two at home
It's worse now than before, 'cause the girl next door hollered thru the telephone
But even this he couldn't do,
For they would follow him most everywhere,
Then his friends got him to spend a week or two at home
It's worse now than before, 'cause the girl next door hollered thru the telephone
— Billy Murray, Oh Johnny
"I've had this other teacher make out with me even though I'm not sure if I really wanted to, then there's the girl who threatened me and says that she hates me but grabbed me and stuck her tongue down my throat. There's this blonde who keeps stalking me and terryfing me, she was in my underwear drawer a few weeks ago. And there's the girl who keeps sleeping with me. Help."
— Jaune, Professor Arc
