"A match made in Heaven set the fires in Hell..."
— Lupe Fiasco
"Monarch. Dr. Girlfriend. The Guild of Calamitous Intent approves of your application for duoship. I now pronounce you villain and villainess. You may kiss your Queen."
— The Sovereign, The Venture Bros.
Roy: You people are sick!
Sabine: Ah, but our relationship is healthy!
"It's the age old story
How an evil boy meets an evil girl
We've got a love strong enough
To rule the whole wide world
We both maniacally laugh
At all the same stuff
You can't foil a plan
That's built upon evil love."
How an evil boy meets an evil girl
We've got a love strong enough
To rule the whole wide world
We both maniacally laugh
At all the same stuff
You can't foil a plan
That's built upon evil love."
— Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his new girlfriend, Phineas and Ferb, "Evil Love"
Buffy: Whatever you think you're feeling, it's not love. You can't love without a soul.
Drusilla: Oh, we can, you know. We can love quite well. If not wisely.
"What, is a mass murderer not allowed to fall in love like a regular person?"
— Ladd Russo, Baccano!
"We're both monsters, Gaius. Let us be monsters together and seize the fucking heavens!"
— Illythia, Spartacus: Blood and Sand
Vash: I want the life I had before I met you.
Q: And a stellar life indeed. The eminent Vash. Barred from the Royal Museum of Epsilon Hydra Seven, persona non grata on Betazed. Wanted dead on Myrmidon for stealing the Crown of the First Mother...
Vash: —Dead or alive!
Q: Preferably dead. It's a wonder you haven't offended every sentient race in the galaxy.
Vash: You're the one who almost got me killed on Errikang Seven. And they weren't exactly thrilled to see you on Brax either. What did they call you? The God of Lies?
Q: They meant it affectionately.
Q: And a stellar life indeed. The eminent Vash. Barred from the Royal Museum of Epsilon Hydra Seven, persona non grata on Betazed. Wanted dead on Myrmidon for stealing the Crown of the First Mother...
Vash: —Dead or alive!
Q: Preferably dead. It's a wonder you haven't offended every sentient race in the galaxy.
Vash: You're the one who almost got me killed on Errikang Seven. And they weren't exactly thrilled to see you on Brax either. What did they call you? The God of Lies?
Q: They meant it affectionately.
— Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Q-Less"
"You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everyone else's misery! So seriously, when's the wedding?"
"This is a man who willingly wooed and bedded Ann Coulter. Imagine the pillow-talk."
— Rational Wiki on Sean Hannity
"The former Queen of MySpace and one time Nazi sympathizer Tila Tequila gave birth to the daughter she says she made with an alleged serial killer. Tila should’ve named her daughter Poor You since that’s what most people are going to say to her."
We’re rock bottom
But there ain’t no stopping
‘Cause its you and me against the world...
But there ain’t no stopping
‘Cause its you and me against the world...
— "Problem", Natalia Kills
Wander: Hater’s always talking about how he wants a girlfriend, so I devised the perfect setup to get Hater and Dominator to show up here. They’ll fall in love, that love will kiss out all their evil and everything will be great forever!
Sylvia: Or they become twice as evil and conquer the galaxy together!
Wander: Naaah.
— Wander over Yonder, “The Battle Royale”
Xanatos: Marry me.
Fox: Excuse me?
Xanatos: We're genetically compatible, highly intelligent, and have the same goals. It makes perfect sense to get married.
Fox: True, but what about love?
Xanatos: I think we love each other, as much as two people such as ourselves are capable of that emotion.
Fox: Excuse me?
Xanatos: We're genetically compatible, highly intelligent, and have the same goals. It makes perfect sense to get married.
Fox: True, but what about love?
Xanatos: I think we love each other, as much as two people such as ourselves are capable of that emotion.
Velya, despite his great age, is a newlywed of sorts. During the 19th century, on a sojourn through England, the vampire lord met little Elaine Cassidy, 10-year-old scion of a moneyed Boston family. Enamored by Elaine's exquisite beauty and even more exquisite evil, Velya Embraced her and united with her in a mutual Blood Bond. To ensure that she would never leave his side, Velya amputated Elaine's legs and grafted the tiny childe to his back, where she sprouts to this night note . Even other Sabbat are unnerved to hear the lilting child-voice breathlessly detailing the next torture Elaine wishes to see her husband perform.
— Vampire: The Masquerade - Clanbook: Tzimisce
“I love him, and not in the way a human female clings to an abusive lover. I love Datak because of his cruelty. It’s proof of his strength. His willingness to do whatever it takes to achieve his goals. We're a team.”
— Stahma Tarr on her husband Datak, Defiance
Samael, who rebelled from the Host, saw something in her. They joined as husband and wife. Their coupling made for offspring both terrible and miraculous. Many of the monsters of this age trace their roots back to her. Embryonic cannibalism. It began as a relationship of convenience. She was to be a catspaw for Samael. But she rose as his equal. Surprises in love can happen even to the Fallen. The Nephilim lost their war, and so ended the First Age, but not the union of Samael and Lilith. Bonnie and Clyde blasting eternity.
— The Buzzing, The Secret World
Mephisto: Dracula and Shiklah, I now pronounce you, uh... man, er Lord of the Vampires and Queen of the Undead. This is one wedding I can get behind!
Deadpool: HA!
Spider-Man: What's that supposed to mean? I don't get it.
Deadpool: HA!
Spider-Man: What's that supposed to mean? I don't get it.
— Deadpool Vol 4 #29
Natira: Without me, you'd still be the same angry, hotheaded young creature I took in so many cycles ago.
Scorpius: Without me, your head - among other things - would be a trophy on the wall at Peacekeeper Command.
Natira: See? We were made for each other.
[They kiss]
Blackmore: Now I'm full-time, baby. I can rule this town!
Jordan: Need a hand with that, Black?
Blackmore: Oh yes, girl. You're the only one who could see the real me. All the best games get better with an inside man - even better with an inside woman.
Jordan: You know it's always better when you play dirty with girls. He's gone, right?
Blackmore: For good.
Jordan: Because you're the only part of him I ever liked.
[They kiss]
Jordan: Need a hand with that, Black?
Blackmore: Oh yes, girl. You're the only one who could see the real me. All the best games get better with an inside man - even better with an inside woman.
Jordan: You know it's always better when you play dirty with girls. He's gone, right?
Blackmore: For good.
Jordan: Because you're the only part of him I ever liked.
[They kiss]
— The Suffering: Ties That Bind
Stan: You really did all of this for us. All the chaos and destruction, just for us. You're twisted, you know that?
Madame Scorpion: So I've heard...but you love it. And now? You're a little twisted yourself.
Stan: Around your finger, maybe.
Madame Scorpion: Isn't that where you belong?
Stan: ...I confess. I must confess...
Madame Scorpion: So I've heard...but you love it. And now? You're a little twisted yourself.
Stan: Around your finger, maybe.
Madame Scorpion: Isn't that where you belong?
Stan: ...I confess. I must confess...
He's out his head, I'm out my mind
We got that love, the crazy kind
I am his, and he is mine
In the end, it's him and I...
We got that love, the crazy kind
I am his, and he is mine
In the end, it's him and I...
In Shanghai, he built his Palace and waited. Soon, its fame spread among the Kind. A mating pair arrived from the Dark Continent, no longer able to retreat from the explorers and the empires of Europe. Giselle, the exquisite child, slipped out of the darkness one night, cocooned in silver furs. It was she, thinking of a fairy tale
, who had invented his title, the King of the Cats. Almost as old as he, she was still capable of seeming a genuine child. With each new member of the circle, he was able to piece together more of the history. With Giselle, he shared the Dream, an experience he had never been able to approach, even with the dearest of his prey. Shaping everything within their perceptions, they had fused until their personalities could no longer be distinguished. They would reign, as King and Queen of the Cats, for an eternity.
, who had invented his title, the King of the Cats. Almost as old as he, she was still capable of seeming a genuine child. With each new member of the circle, he was able to piece together more of the history. With Giselle, he shared the Dream, an experience he had never been able to approach, even with the dearest of his prey. Shaping everything within their perceptions, they had fused until their personalities could no longer be distinguished. They would reign, as King and Queen of the Cats, for an eternity.Hop Pop: [whispering] Love doves! Don't move or we're dead!
Anne: What? I thought they were all romantic and mate for life!
Hop Pop: Yeah! And they spend that life massacring all living things!
Anne: What? I thought they were all romantic and mate for life!
Hop Pop: Yeah! And they spend that life massacring all living things!
— Amphibia, "Dating Season"
"Oh, what a thrill
When the crimson starts to spill
And my Millie she goes in for the kill
She takes away my breath
She's the angel of death
For me, oh Millie!
She's my queen, it's like a dream
When I hear her victims start to scream
In and out of the sack, she's the maniac
For me, oh Millie!''
When the crimson starts to spill
And my Millie she goes in for the kill
She takes away my breath
She's the angel of death
For me, oh Millie!
She's my queen, it's like a dream
When I hear her victims start to scream
In and out of the sack, she's the maniac
For me, oh Millie!''
Moxie to Millie, Helluva Boss
A helper? Is that what you think I am? A mindless minion carrying out her master's bidding? Some sort of evil secretary? No, Mr. Allen. I am now and forever will be my husband's partner.
Marlize DeVoe, The Flash (2014)
Honey Bunny: I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny... [both pull out their guns] Everybody, be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!
Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny... [both pull out their guns] Everybody, be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!
So I suggest that we try starting over —
I won't attack you, you'll stay out of my brain.
People may laugh, but we don't have to listen.
We'll just be geniuses in love — and insane.
I was normal when I met you. I was never this alive.
Now we've got the sort of love that we'll be lucky to survive,
Oh-oh-oh.
I won't attack you, you'll stay out of my brain.
People may laugh, but we don't have to listen.
We'll just be geniuses in love — and insane.
I was normal when I met you. I was never this alive.
Now we've got the sort of love that we'll be lucky to survive,
Oh-oh-oh.
Violetta: Sure, you'll wind up some kind of evil dark lord, or something, but I'll bet the Lady Heterodyne is one of those girls who likes that kind of thing, you know? ...And I think she could really make the 'evil queen' look work!
Tarvek: Ooh, tricky. She's an autumn.
Tarvek: Ooh, tricky. She's an autumn.
Gerald: You remember that skiing competition in college? Remember that uppity snow bunny broad? "I'm so cute! I'm gonna win!" Remember what you did to her skis?
Linda: Prove I did anything. The cops sure couldn't.
Gerald: Mm-hmm. I knew right then, you were the woman I would spend the rest of my life with.
Linda: You're right, Gerald. I can win Honey Queen. But I've got to do it my way: destroy them all!
Gerald: God I love you.
Linda: Prove I did anything. The cops sure couldn't.
Gerald: Mm-hmm. I knew right then, you were the woman I would spend the rest of my life with.
Linda: You're right, Gerald. I can win Honey Queen. But I've got to do it my way: destroy them all!
Gerald: God I love you.
—Nightmare Time 2, "Honey Queen"
It would be an insincere claim to suggest Lewa was my first love. I was not hers, either. But it was Queen Lewa who made me a Great King, just as I made her Ruler Over All Lands upon which her eyes fell. Initially, ours was a cold marriage of convenience between warring monarchies. Every public proclamation as royal couple was strategized to embrace pliable enemies or military suffocate factions who continued to wage war against us. I killed men in Lewa's name. Our desire for Absolute Reign was mutual, so with patience and the treasure of time, Queen Lewa and I ultimately came to love one another. Ours was the Kingdom of Aja Oba.
—Aja Oba, Infinitum: An Afrofuturist Tale
You and Mary sit on your sofa in your lounge, holding each other, as much a couple as the day you were married. The shadows grow inside, seeping across the floor and up the walls, boxing in the last squares of light and cutting them down to slivers then wiping them out. You will always be a team.
You and Mary. And the dark.
"My parents did have a happy marriage. Their personalities and principles were in harmony." [Beat] "It's just a pity those personalities and principles were so bloody awful."
— Maud Blythe, The Last Binding: A Restless Truth
