"Pocahontas consults the wisdom of the magical pussy-tree, complete with every fold and crevice."
"Whoa, what a freak. Looked like a talking penis."
— Scaramouche, Samurai Jack
"The international version of 'Flying Fortress SKY FIRE' has its missile stack removed, to avoid any resemblance to male genitalia."
— Yugipedia, regarding a certain Yu-Gi-Oh! card
"Why do the Orcs look like cock and balls?! Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make the Mordor Orcs look like cock and balls?!"
— Angry Joe on some Orcs in The Lord of the Rings: Gollum