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"In every universe, Peter Parker stands for heroism and responsibility... except for one. In my world, the name Peter Parker puts fear in the hearts of everyone who hears it. Heroism and responsibility... I destroyed every fool who held such pathetic ideals. Until this shard come to my world, I thought I was the only Peter Parker. But now, with the power of the complete Siege Perilous, I will be."
— Wolf Spider, Ultimate Spider-Man, "Return to the Spider-Verse - Part 4"

[Nightmare has forced Spider-Man to face an illusion of his Uncle Ben]
Nightmare: Your greatest fear, your greatest failure, back to haunt you... FOREVER! [Evil Laugh]
Spider-Man: ...Uncle Ben?
Uncle Ben: [smiles] How's it goin', Pete? [they embrace] Still daydreaming, aren't ya?
Spider-Man: You got half that right, Uncle Ben. [Ben unmasks him and ruffles his hair] Man, it's great to see you!
Nightmare: "Great to see you"?! This is your ultimate failure! Your greatest fear!
Uncle Ben: Yeah, you said that. Who's the Gloomy Gus?
Spider-Man: Mr. Pasty? He's just pathetic. [to Nightmare] Nightmare, you don't know my Uncle Ben, and you sure as heck don't know me. You think this is some buried secret? Even though I couldn't save him, I live with what happened to Uncle Ben every day, but not in the way you think.
Nightmare: Huh?
Spider-Man: I took responsibility for this tragedy, and turned it into something special: helping people every day as Spider-Man. Guess who taught me that magic trick?
Ultimate Spider-Man, "Strange Days"

"Oh, pew-pew guns! I love pew-pew guns!"

Spider-Man: I hate you, Deadpool.
Deadpool: I know you mean "love".

Deadpool: We go into that compound, find Agent McGuffin, snag the list, then unalive Taskmaster and his acolytes. Capice?
Spider-Man: Wait... "unalive" them?
Deadpool: Yeah... yeah here's the thing. I can't really say the K-word out loud. It's a weird mental tic. (laughs) But we're going to destroy them, make them disappear, sleep with the fishes, WE'LL K-WORD THEM!
Spider-Man: You mean you want to kill them?
Deadpool: WOAH! Yeah, that does sound bad when you say it out loud. And yes we're gonna unalive them.
Ultimate Spider-Man, "Ultimate Deadpool"

"I don't think he's the kind of doctor who'd say, 'Turn your head and cough!'"
Spider-Man, Ultimate Spider-Man, on Doctor Doom


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