SpongeBob: I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs. I thought Patrick was my friend.
Mr. Krabs: Friend? Not in here he ain't!
SpongeBob: What do you mean?
(cut)
Plankton: He's not really your friend.
Patrick: He's not?
Plankton: He's plotting your downfall right now!
(cut)
SpongeBob: He is?
Mr. Krabs: He's gonna stab you in the back!
(cut)
Patrick: He wouldn't!
Plankton: Of course he would! Just look at him. Square: the shape of EVIL!
(cut)
Mr. Krabs: He's making a mockery of your profession! Are we gonna let some pretender take away what belongs to the Krusty Krab!?
SpongeBob: NO!
(cut)
Plankton: Then get mean!
Patrick: I'm mean!
(cut)
Mr. Krabs: Get angry!
SpongeBob: I'M ANGRY!
(cut)
Plankton: NOW GET OUT THERE!
Mr. Krabs: AND WIN!
Plankton: THAT!
Mr. Krabs: MEDAL!
—SpongeBob SquarePants, "The Fry Cook Games"
Shrek: So, you still think this is a good idea?
Fiona: Of course. Look, Mom and Dad look happy to see us.
(cut)
Harold: Who on Earth are they?
Lillian: I think that's our little girl.
Harold: That's not little, that's a really big problem. Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?
Lillian: Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they both look...
(cut)
Shrek: Happy now? We came, we saw them. Now let's go before they light the torches.
Fiona: They're my parents.
Shrek: Hello, they locked you in a tower.
Fiona: Hey, that was for my own...
(cut)
Harold: Good, now here's our chance. Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home.
Lillian: Harold, we have to be...
(cut)
Shrek: Quick, while they're not looking, we can make a run for it.
Fiona: Shrek, stop it. Everything's going to be...
(cut)
Harold: ...a disaster. There is no way...
(cut)
Fiona: You can do this.
Shrek: But I really...
Harold: Really?
Lillian: Really.
Fiona: Don't.
Harold: Want.
Shrek: To.
Lillian: Be.
Harold: Heeeere.
— Shrek 2
Pete: All right, here's the rules, son. Learn 'em, love 'em and live 'em. Number one: No associating whatsoever, whosoever, with any Goof or any relative thereof, living, dead or otherwise.
Goofy: Number two: No settin' either one of your feet on Pete's property.
Pete: No walking on the same sidewalk or breathing the same air as a Goof!
Goofy: No bird-watchin' of the same bird, no wearin' any of their clothes and no doin' Pete impressions!
Pete: And last, most and upmost, no mention of the G-word in this house at any time under any circumstances! Understood!?
Goofy: And lastly, but not leastly, never stick peas up your nose! Is that clear, Maxie?
Max/P.J.: Yes, sir.
— Goof Troop, "Good Neighbor Goof"
Shaun is sitting on the couch, disinterestedly flipping through the TV channels
News Reporter: While no one official is prepared to comment, certain religious groups are calling it Judgement Day. There's-
The Smiths: Panic on the streets of London-
Another Reporter: As an increasing number of reports of-
Football Announcer: Serious attacks on-
Yet Another Reporter: People who are literally being-
David Attenborough: Eaten alive.
Marlin: I-I live on this reef a long, long way from here.
Dory: Oh boy, this is gonna be good. I can tell.
Marlin: And my son, Nemo...See, he was mad at me. And maybe he wouldn't have done it if I hadn't been so tough on him. I don't know. Anyway, he swam out into the open water to this boat, and when he was out there, these divers appeared, and I tried to stop them, but the boat was too fast. So we swam out into the ocean to follow it...
(fade to a baby turtle talking to a small fish)
Turtle: ...he couldn't stop 'em! And then Nemo's dad, he swims out into the ocean, and they bump into...
(fade to the small fish talking to a bigger fish)
Small Fish: ...three ferocious sharks! He scares away the sharks by blowing 'em up!
Big Fish: Golly, that's amazing!
Small Fish: And then dives thousands of feet...
(fade to a group of lobsters scuttling on the ocean floor)
Lobster: ...straight down into the dark. It's, like, wicked dark down there, you can't see a thing. How's it goin', Bob? And the only thing they can see down there...
(fade to two swordfish sparring with each other)
Swordfish: ...is the light of this big, horrible creature with razor-sharp teeth. Nice parry, old man. And then, he has to blast his way...
(fade to two dolphins jumping above and below the surface while some seagulls fly above them)
Dolphin: So these two little fish have been...searching the ocean for days...on the East Australian Current.
(fade to the seagulls conversing with each other)
Female Seagull: Which means that he may be on his way here right now. That should put them in Sydney...
(fade to another male seagull talking to some pelicans on top of a lighthouse)
Male Seagull: ...Harbor in a matter of days. I mean, it sounds like this guy's gonna stop at...
(fade to a group of pelicans flying near Sydney Harbor)
Pelican #1: ...nothing until he finds his son.
Pelican #2: I sure hope he makes it. That's one dedicated father if you ask me.
Film Brain: Oh you've...
Nostalgia Chick: ...got to be...
Todd in the Shadows:...fucking...
Nostalgia Critic:...KIDDING ME!
Girls: Professor, wake up! Wake up! Wake...
(cut to Mojo Jojo waking his mutated monkey minions)
Mojo: ...UP! WAKE UP, MY BROTHERS! WAKE UP AND SEIZE THE...
(cut back to the girls)
Bubbles: ...day!
Professor: The day?
Blossom: Yeah, the day when we...
(cut to Mojo unleashing his apes on Townsville)
Mojo: SHOW TOWNSVILLE JUST WHAT OUR POWERS CAN REALLY DO!
(cut to the girls flying the Professor towards town)
Professor: What?
Blossom: We're gonna show Townsville just what our powers can really do.
Buttercup: Yeah, we did something really good...
Bubbles: ...that's gonna really, really, really...
(cut to the apes attacking townspeople)
Woman: HEEEEEEELP!!!
(context is that the two groups got separated in the final dungeon of the game)
Lloyd: Our time limit is 1700 hours. We must capture Reverse Babel before that time.
(cut to Rean's team)
(alternates between the two teams)
Rean/Lloyd: Let's get over the final barrier together!!!
Everyone else: Right!
Richard: And the police said I have to wear this thing for…
Mr. Robinson: …6 weeks, and I can't leave the house or it…
Richard: …sets off an alarm and I'll be…
Mr. Robinson: …sent to prison and it was all…
Both: HIS FAULT!
Gumball: Dad, could you explain that again, this time using full sentences?
Richard: I'd love to, but I'm too busy…
(Camera remains on Richard)
Mr. Robinson (yelling from offscreen): Plotting my revenge!
Mr. Robinson: …6 weeks, and I can't leave the house or it…
Richard: …sets off an alarm and I'll be…
Mr. Robinson: …sent to prison and it was all…
Both: HIS FAULT!
Gumball: Dad, could you explain that again, this time using full sentences?
Richard: I'd love to, but I'm too busy…
(Camera remains on Richard)
Mr. Robinson (yelling from offscreen): Plotting my revenge!
Numbuh 86: Wait a minute, is Numbuh 1 aiming his ship…
Numbuh 362: …to crash directly into…
Stickybeard: …Me?!
Numbuh 362: …to crash directly into…
Stickybeard: …Me?!
Adam: I'm pretty sure that Ben doesn't know that we can do this, so I really hope that there's footage that we can cut to right now of Ben saying something along the lines of-
Ben: I don't think there's a way for them to get here.
