Dr. Cullen: Well, looking at your chart I would have to say you're probably suffering from a case of FPB.
Mackenzie: Well, I mean, I always use a condom, well unless I'm in a pool 'cuz everybody knows you can't get pregnant in water!
Dr. Cullen: ...First of all, that's not in the least bit accurate. Secondly, FPB is not a sexually transmitted disease. It's "Female Pattern Baldness".
Mackenzie: Well, I mean, I always use a condom, well unless I'm in a pool 'cuz everybody knows you can't get pregnant in water!
Dr. Cullen: ...First of all, that's not in the least bit accurate. Secondly, FPB is not a sexually transmitted disease. It's "Female Pattern Baldness".
— The Most Popular Girls in School, "Atchison"
