Now, thank you for coming to the program, Yoda, and stay clean, huh? Be a role model for all those kids out in the galaxy! [...] ...is he gone? Where'd he go. Did you see him get in his car, did he leave? Don't let him back in! I don't know if it was him, or who it was, but... The bathroom's in chaos! I mean, I'm trying to wash my hair to get ready for the show and there's doo-doo specks all over the mirror. I mean that's disgusting.
—Jon, JonTron, Starcade 6
Clarisse: (at Cagliostro) Alright, I have it, but I swear I'll throw it in the lake if harm comes to either Wolf, or Fujiko! If you want it, you'll have to let them go!
Cagliostro: Of course, my dear. Just bring me the ring and no harm will come to them.
Jodo: (under breath) Well, Sire...?
Cagliostro: (at Jodo) When she moves away, shoot 'em.
Cagliostro: Of course, my dear. Just bring me the ring and no harm will come to them.
Jodo: (under breath) Well, Sire...?
Cagliostro: (at Jodo) When she moves away, shoot 'em.
Dear, rich Dora Standpipe, HOW I LOVE HER... (aside to the audience) father's money.
— Dan Backslide, The Dover Boys
