No candy canes, just aches and pains,
I'm sick of milk and honey.
When I say, "Merry Christmas, all!"
Here's why it sounds so funny:
Got a cold in the node for Christmas
Got a cold in the node for Christmas.
By the time that I'm through here,
It'll be happy New Year.
Got a cold in the node for Christmas.
I'm sick of milk and honey.
When I say, "Merry Christmas, all!"
Here's why it sounds so funny:
Got a cold in the node for Christmas
Got a cold in the node for Christmas.
By the time that I'm through here,
It'll be happy New Year.
Got a cold in the node for Christmas.
— Gayla Peevey, "Got a Cold in the Node for Christmas"
When Santa came by near the end of the night,
The reindeer started to cry.
They found the cat lying there in the snow,
And they could see that she had died.
The reindeer started to cry.
They found the cat lying there in the snow,
And they could see that she had died.
— "The Cat Carol
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"Christmas Day, he cried and cried, his inhaler by his side.
— "I Got a Cold for Christmas"
"Look, Christmas before last we had that big bloody spaceship, everyone standing on a roof. And then last year, that Christmas Star electrocuting all over the place, draining the Thames. And this year, Lord knows what. So everybody's scarpered, gone to the country."
— Wilfred Mott recapping the past 2 Christmas disasters in London, Doctor Who
