Quotes / Twincest

"More like wincest"

—4chan

Ned: Your brother? Or your lover?
Cersei: Both. Since we were children together. And why not? The Targaryens wed brother to sister for three hundred years to keep the bloodlines pure. And Jaime and I are more than brother and sister. We are one person in two bodies. We shared a womb together. He came into this world holding my foot, our old maester said. When he is in me, I feel… whole.

—A Game of Thrones

"Jackie and Marty belong to each other. Jackie's hand was holding Marty's penis when they came out the womb."

—Mrs. Pascal describing her twin children, The House of Yes

I know that they are siblings but I think there's something more
If she weren't dating that guy, they'd be banging, I am sure.
The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.
Twincest can't really be that bad—
I don't care, I ship it!

— "I Ship It," Not Literally Productions

Jacqueline: Oh, how nice! A wedding invitation from the Van Rensselaer twins.
Kimmy: Oh, are they getting married on the same day?
Jacqueline: Actually, they're marrying each other. It's disgusting, but it keeps the money in the family—and they're so in love.

— Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, "Kimmy Goes to a Play!"

"Ever since we shared a womb,
We always had a special bond,
And from that embryonic womb,
Of you I started to grow fond."

— Alex, "Chemistry," Incest! The Musical

(Female) Tweedledum: Oh, Dee! You're wonderful! I love you like a brother!

(Male) Tweedledee: Dum, aren't you forgetting? I am your brother!

— Alice in Wonderland: An Adult Musical Comedy

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