Jake: [dramatically] Here's my gun and my badge!
Holt: I don't need those. You're not suspended yet, you're on administrative leave.
Jake: You never let me do anything cool!
Holt: I don't need those. You're not suspended yet, you're on administrative leave.
Jake: You never let me do anything cool!
— Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "Charges and Specs"
Holt: In the meantime, Peralta, you're suspended. I'm gonna need you to hand in your badge and gun.
Jake: All right, fine, you can have my badge and gun, but we're doing it in your office so I can slam them down on your desk and yell out, "The system stinks!"
Holt: Actually, the procedure is to bring your gun and badge down to the equipment room on the second floor, fill out form 452-underscore-J, hand said form in to the inventory clerk, and then receive a claim check through interoffice mail.
Jake: The system stinks!
Jake: All right, fine, you can have my badge and gun, but we're doing it in your office so I can slam them down on your desk and yell out, "The system stinks!"
Holt: Actually, the procedure is to bring your gun and badge down to the equipment room on the second floor, fill out form 452-underscore-J, hand said form in to the inventory clerk, and then receive a claim check through interoffice mail.
Jake: The system stinks!
— Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "Sabotage"
McCraken: Disorderly gameplay, three counts of shoving, and now this? Stinson, you're a liability!
Barney: I know I don't play by your precious rules, McCraken, but dammit, I get results!
McCraken: Look, you're a good laser tag player, maybe the best I've ever seen, but one of these days you're gonna get someone hurt, maybe even yourself!
Barney: You just forget what it's like out there. You've had your fat ass stuck behind that desk for too long!
McCraken: That's it, you're out of here, Stinson! Hand in your gun and your ID badge.
Barney: With pleasure!
Barney: I know I don't play by your precious rules, McCraken, but dammit, I get results!
McCraken: Look, you're a good laser tag player, maybe the best I've ever seen, but one of these days you're gonna get someone hurt, maybe even yourself!
Barney: You just forget what it's like out there. You've had your fat ass stuck behind that desk for too long!
McCraken: That's it, you're out of here, Stinson! Hand in your gun and your ID badge.
Barney: With pleasure!
"Well, we all know how the 'hero is stripped of his duty' cliche works... it doesn't."
