Person 1: if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it
Person 2: i had a cousin fall and die in the forest you insensitive fuck
Person 2: i had a cousin fall and die in the forest you insensitive fuck
Childish Gambino: Send me naked pics, Imma tumbl that.
"I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?"
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?"
—I live life on Tumblr
, Tumblr in a nutshell
, Tumblr in a nutshell"you should follow me
my blog has everything a real fan wants so
follow me
i've got fanart and some reaction gifs please
follow me
i might follow back and we can talk about our
headcanons
whats your headcanon?"
my blog has everything a real fan wants so
follow me
i've got fanart and some reaction gifs please
follow me
i might follow back and we can talk about our
headcanons
whats your headcanon?"
"... a blue, malfunctioning conveyor belt of shit and memes."
—tumblr user angersexual
"We fucked up"
—Staff
This website isnt just free
Its worth negative money.
Its worth negative money.
—tumblr user akishimo, on what started as a post about a user pretending to be in a coma to win an argument
You can describe Tumblr as "a blogging platform housing thriving fandoms, underappreciated artists, and tons of shitposts" but that doesn't even come close to the EXPERIENCE of using Tumblr.
You are on Tumblr. You scroll past a thread spouting hot takes about a fandom you're not in. You see signal boosts for people you will never meet. An ad tells you to put butter on your pillows. Your mutual spams about infinity train for a full hour and you don't hear from them for days. "Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally." The inherent terror and joy of seeing the color of the sky.
You are on Tumblr. You post two videos. The first gets uploaded after five minutes. The second video never uploads. You reupload the second video. Nothing happens. You check your activity. You don't know if someone just liked the same post eight times or if Tumblr is broken. Two people follow you. You're not sure if they're porn bots or empty blogs. Someone messages you about ray bans official charity event. Two days later the second video is uploaded twice. You close Tumblr. You open it again. There's a thread about how to hide a dead body. Someone tells you to touch grass. You try to search for a post on your blog. The search function does not work. There is a screenshot of a tweet of a Tumblr post. The reblogs are incomprehensible. The tags are worse.
You are on Tumblr.
You are on Tumblr. You scroll past a thread spouting hot takes about a fandom you're not in. You see signal boosts for people you will never meet. An ad tells you to put butter on your pillows. Your mutual spams about infinity train for a full hour and you don't hear from them for days. "Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally." The inherent terror and joy of seeing the color of the sky.
You are on Tumblr. You post two videos. The first gets uploaded after five minutes. The second video never uploads. You reupload the second video. Nothing happens. You check your activity. You don't know if someone just liked the same post eight times or if Tumblr is broken. Two people follow you. You're not sure if they're porn bots or empty blogs. Someone messages you about ray bans official charity event. Two days later the second video is uploaded twice. You close Tumblr. You open it again. There's a thread about how to hide a dead body. Someone tells you to touch grass. You try to search for a post on your blog. The search function does not work. There is a screenshot of a tweet of a Tumblr post. The reblogs are incomprehensible. The tags are worse.
You are on Tumblr.
— theinvisiblespoon
the lesson here is that tumblr has and always will be a garbage site. started at the bottom and yeah no we're still at the bottom nothing has changed get used 2 it kids. or leave and save yourselves. it's obviously 2 late 4 me
—sarcastic-clapping explaining the history of an infamous Tumblr meme
the history of an infamous Tumblr memefoxnewsfuckfest: How is this website free
gravywheels: It isn't free. I pay dearly for every post
gravywheels: It isn't free. I pay dearly for every post
—This quickly-derailed thread
quickly-derailed thread