Quotes / Try Everything

"111-1111. Lois? Damn. 111-1112. Lois? Damn. 111-1113..."

— Stewie, attempting to figure out his home phone number

Desperate, Marooned Astronaut Tries To Use Every Item With Every Other Item

—The First Person Observer

"I am shocked and appalled that guessing at random has not yielded better results."

— Snake, Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors

"What an interesting and not-at-all arbitrarily random idea!"

— Strong Bad, pouring physical enhancement powder down a hole in the ground in Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People: Homestar Ruiner

Phoenix: The testimony... contradicts the evidence!

Judge: [Beat] No.

Phoenix: Fuck.

— How Everyone Plays Ace Attorney

"So, now, as always, we come upon the old point-and-click adventure game adage of having to try EVERYTHING with EVERYTHING. You on you, and occasionally trying you WITH you... on you... it di- it didn't work..."

— JonTron, Nightshade: The Claws of HEUGH

"Please stop presenting random evidence just to see how that person will react."

— Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Dual Destinies

Shadow: My finger's right on top of the delete button, Eggman. What are you gonna do to stop me, with your long toothpick legs?
Eggman: *Evil Laugh* You Fool!, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!
Shadow: Are you referring to eggfucker1, eggfucker2, eggfucker-

— SnapCube, "Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games"

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