"I am crude in colour, but I have only been painted ten years. In a couple of centuries I shall be an Old Master, and then you will be sorry you spoke lightly of me."
— Sir Roderic, Ruddigore
"I think one of the criteria of being a film snob is being able to call most of the films on the AFI Top 100 overrated whilst simultaneously masturbating to Andrei Tarkovsky."
