Quotes / Trouser Space

"There's plenty of space in my trousers… sadly."

— Richie, Bottom, after smuggling a BBC camera

Light: As for Misa's Death Note, I'll keep it in the only place I know it will be safe—my pants.
Misa: Oh, it'll be safe there! Light doesn't even let me in his pants!
Ryuk: You're not missing anything.

— Death Note: The Abridged Series (kpts4tv)

"I always keep a spare pack in my pants. Some would say 'pocket,' I say 'in my pants'."

— Strong Bad, SBEmail #197, your edge

"I was going to buy a fancy suitcase... but I thought I'd save myself some money."

— Ulysses Klaue, regarding the vibranium hammer, Black Panther (2018)

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