"Nilbog! It's 'goblin' spelled backwards!"
— Joshua
"You can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"
— Michael Waits
"They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!"
— Arnold
Elliott: What's wrong with having friends?
Holly: Nothing, if you want to remain a virgin for a life. You take them to bed with you too, and I don't believe in group sex.
"We need some time for some things to happen!"
— Preacher Bells
"Bad movies, they come and go: They walk up to your porch, hunch down and take a shit right in front of your door. And it stinks! But it's not gonna be there forever — the rain will carry it away, the neighborhood dog will smear it on a bagel, or I'll just hire someone to clean it up. That's how I feel about some of these movies: They stink up my life for 90 minutes, and I have to fumigate my eye sockets, but I don't really think about 'em too much after that. As I've come to realize, though, not every movie is Troll 2."
"How obviously, inescapably bad does a movie have to be before the producers say, “Well, maybe we can sell it as a sequel to this other picture that nobody liked, and that didn’t make much money…?” Calling that bottom-feeding creates an altogether too elevated impression of the commercial ambitions behind the project!"
— Scott "El Santo" Ashlin, 1000 Misspent Hours and Counting
"Troll 2 is a film that explores many serious and important issues like eating, living, and dying. It's an important film which talks about the family, the union of the family resisting all of those things that want to destroy it and see it dead. People want to eat this family. In Italy, we call this a parable."
— Director Claudio Fragasso, Best Worst Movie
