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Jacqui Briggs: My dad's bigger than yours.
Cassie Cage: My dad beat up Shinnok.
Jacqui: Well played.

Green Arrow: Why are all the aliens I meet despots?!
Brainiac: Earth's leaders are little different.
Green Arrow: ...got me there.

Flash: Hitting me won't be easy!
Wonder Woman: You're only the fastest man alive, Barry.
Flash: ...I see what you did there.

Green Lantern: Long time no see, chum.
Flash: Maybe it should have stayed that way.
Green Lantern: Ouch, Barry.

Cheetah: The goddess gives me speed.
Flash: Maybe... But I've got the Speed Force.
Cheetah: Touché, I suppose.

June Moone: Got a voice in your head, too?
Firestorm: It's like looking in stereo.
Enchantress: Wow, Firestorm. You really get me.

Flash: You gotta commit to being a hero.
Black Lightning: That's ironic coming from you.
Flash: Ran right into that one, didn't I?

Green Arrow: What Earth they snatch you from?
Joker: You aren't from around here either.
Green Arrow: Point taken.

Shao Kahn: Serve me, and conquer realms!
Noob Saibot: Name one realm you control
Shao Kahn: Sharp tongue for a dead man...

Erron Black: What realm do you hail from, amigo?
Geras: I "hail" from Kronika's Keep.
Erron Black: (rolls his eyes, sighs in disgust) Thrilling.

Johnny Cage: What's up, Frosty the Snow Chick?
Frost: Your time, Cage.
Johnny Cage: Clever girl...

Johnny Cage: What has Liu Kang got that I haven't got?
Kung Lao: A personality not at all like sanding paper?
Johnny Cage: Ouch.

D'Vorah: Skynet and the Kytinn/The Kytinn and Legion can coexist.
Terminator: Insectoids are a greater threat than humans.
D'Vorah: Clever boy.

Shao Kahn: So the actor had a daughter.
Cassie Cage: Unlike you, the old fashioned way.
Shao Kahn: Careful whom you spite, Earthrealmer...

Kabal: Bullshit you can imitate Kitana. Not with that mouth.
Mileena: (flawlessly mimicking Kitana's voice) Now do you believe, Kabal?
Kabal: How in the hell is that possible?!

Johnny Cage: Don't most kids and their dads just shoot hoops?
Cassie Cage: When have I ever been 'most kids'?
Johnny: You got me there.

Kabal: Maybe not Kano, but you can trust me.
Kitana: Give me a single reason, Kabal.
Kabal: Ah, I can't. You got me.

Scorpion: You have no code, Kabal.
Kabal: I'm about one thing: what's best for me.
Scorpion: I stand corrected.

Candace Flynn: You have a pet beaver?!
Woman: You have a pet platypus!
Candace: Touché.

Daffy Duck: Ha! I've got better things to do than to star in your stupid movie!
Foghorn Leghorn: Like what?
Daffy: (beat) Touché.

Miss Wormwood: Calvin, pay attention! We're studying geography! Now what state do you live in?
Calvin: Denial.
Miss Wormwood: (walking away) ...Sighhhh... I don't suppose I can argue with that...

Zeke: Woah... just saw this hellacious explosion! What the hell was that?
Cole: Um, I blew up the gas station.
Zeke: What? Just cause you can't drive doesn't mean no one else wants to. We coulda used that gas!
Cole: Oh, like you wouldn't have done the same thing.
Zeke: (beat) Touché, Captain.

"I had a nightmare once that a scallop was eating me. But when I woke up, I thought about it, and... fair play."

"Today's list? Fuck. Well I didn't count on that, you caught me. What are you going to do about it? Go ahead, call your D.D.D. friends. They will never be able to finish us off, in the end we will achieve our goal."
Doppelganger, That's Not My Neighbor

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