"I'm not positive, but I think Bas Rutten has made the first self defense instructional video for the bad guy. Which is troubling news because it's much, much better than the ones for the good guy:"
Bas Rutten: He goes to shake your hand, BADABAM you slash his throat with a knife... SLOSH SLOSH you warm your penis in da wound, den BAM go for da knee strike to da liver. SPLAT POODA BING he's done.
Bas Rutten: He goes to shake your hand, BADABAM you slash his throat with a knife... SLOSH SLOSH you warm your penis in da wound, den BAM go for da knee strike to da liver. SPLAT POODA BING he's done.
Chris: I will say, the part where Deadpool uses Cyclops powers, and inexplicably starts blasting directly at Wolverine’s penis? That’s definitely something Deadpool would do.
Matt: Not even so much out of malice as much as just curiosity. He’d want to know how long it takes to grow back.
Matt: Not even so much out of malice as much as just curiosity. He’d want to know how long it takes to grow back.
—Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men Origins: WolverineTerry: (knees the Joker in the groin)
Joker: What are you doing?!
Terry: Fighting dirty.
Joker: The real Batman would never-
Terry: (wrenches Joker's arm) Told ya you didn't know me.
Joker: What are you doing?!
Terry: Fighting dirty.
Joker: The real Batman would never-
Terry: (wrenches Joker's arm) Told ya you didn't know me.
—Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
[Tony elbows Happy in the face while boxing]
Happy: What the hell was that?
Tony: It's called "Mixed Martial Arts," it's been around for... three... weeks
Happy: It's called "Dirty Boxing," there's nothing new about it.
Our hero - fighting like a sociopathic four-year-old!
Well, fighting is bad to begin with, right? So if you're going to fight, you're already wrong. I mean, you're already at the party, so why not fight dirty?
— Coach John McGuirk
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!
Miguel: We need a miracle!
Tulio: No, we need to cheat!
If you're not cheating, you're not trying!
— Los Guerreros motto
There's no such thing as "dirty" in a fight!
— Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
When outmatched... cheat.
—Batman, Batman: The Brave and the Bold
If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
— Murphy's Laws of Military Operations
hmf. Iz still cheating. But in der goot vay!
—General Zog, commenting on General Khrizhan in "Jäger Generals fight as well as they dress" mini-arc, Girl Genius.
" mini-arc, Girl Genius. You show me a man with pride, and I'll show you a man with limited options.
—Reese, Malcolm in the Middle
Seek victory, not fairness.
—Splinter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)
I stack the decks and I'm rigging the race
I take a shortcut to the end of the maze
And all the while I got this faint suspicion
That I have fallen from grace
I make believe that I'm dining with kings
I'm justifying reprehensible things
The wind is rising underneath my feathers
The sun is hot on my wings
I take a shortcut to the end of the maze
And all the while I got this faint suspicion
That I have fallen from grace
I make believe that I'm dining with kings
I'm justifying reprehensible things
The wind is rising underneath my feathers
The sun is hot on my wings
—Simon Viklund, "Steal From the Rich, Give to Myself"
