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A warehouse door will be reinforced. The walls around it will not. The walls beneath windows will not have reinforced beams.
Michael Westen, Burn Notice

"Hey Mario! Lots of people use something called a "door" to go in and out of their houses..."

"And here he's crashing through another window! What is with this guy and his fear of doors? Did a door kill his family?"
Linkara, on the first chase scene in the Alone in the Dark (2005) movie

"Hehehehe! Oh, Bats, I've missed you. All the subtlety and nuance of a napalm enema."
Joker, after Batman uses the Batmobile to rip a wall down, Batman: Arkham Knight

<Knock Knock Knock>
D.P. Gumby: Come in!
<CRASH!>
D.P. Gumby: No, open the door and come in!
Monty Python's Flying Circus, "Gumby Theatre presents The Cherry Orchard by Anton Chekhov"

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

"Whoa. Somewhere in that building, there's a door whose feelings are hurt."
Shameik Moore, Incredible Crew

"You know, the door was open, Chief Break-Everything!"
Old Jewish Man, The Simpsons

"Uh, Nice? Why'd ya blow it up when the door's already open?"
Donny, Baccano!

"That's a nice angle on the wall, straight through it! I like your style! Certainly had me fooled! That's only part of the puzzle: most days you come through the door! Sometimes you even open it! But today you didn't, today you suddenly changed your routine! Why, eh? You in trouble, Vyv?"
Mike, The Young Ones

Tommy: What's with the chainsaw?
Hacken: Oh, I heard voices comin' from in here, you know? And I always figure it's best to make a really cool entrance—
Tommy: Jesus... Hacken, you see this? This is a door, incredible invention. Opens an' closes for you whenever you want. All you do is, you pull the handle here, see?
Hitman

"Wouldn't the door have been easier?"
Doctor Eggman, Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

Kayla: How we gonna get it out of here?
Chase: The window!
Kayla: There is no window!
Chase: There is now!

"Doors are for people with no imagination."
Skulduggery, Skulduggery Pleasant

"Superman, thanks for saving my life... but did you have to come through my wall? I'm renting here, they got a security deposit! What am I supposed to do?"
Jerry Seinfeld

Spider-Man: YOU BLEW UP A WALL!
Dr. Doom: Yes? That is how DOOM enters a room. How do you do it?
Spider-Man: Uh, through the door? And sometimes the window, but that doesn't count.
Dr. Doom: The DOOR? Like a PEASANT?
Marvel Adventures The Avengers: Infinity Gauntlet

"Megamind! You're actually the guy I wanna see! Also, there's a door here."
Titan, Megamind

"I've yet to encounter a potentially dangerous situation that can't be defused by smashing through a wall."
Garrus Vakarian, Renegade

Factory Robot: You could have knocked.
Sawtooth Rivergrinder: Doors are for the weak.

"I THINK this is a docking station. Ready? *WHAM* Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical. Hold on!"

Marine: Why did you break (the wall) if you ended up having to fix it?!
Garp: Because it's cool to enter a scene like that!

Saivah: Where did you come from?
Shogetsu: Through the front door, of course.
Salsaneia: It was a heavy door, so it took us a while.
Befyladita: I'm sorry. I guess he was too excited to ring the doorbell.
Dazzle

(After Bizarro broke down the wall to a restaurant, Lois wants to leave.)
Lois: But use the door next time.
Bizarro: Ok. (breaks down the door)

I don't feel like using doors — or windows either! The wall is good enough for me!

"Hobbes, I don't know about you, but I'm about to make a new door in this cellar!"

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wait, no, no! Don't open the door; you'll let in Perry the Platypus!
Vanessa: You know he'll just blow the door down if you don't open it. (opens door revealing Perry holding a bazooka) Come in, Perry. Toodles!
Doofenshmirtz: I'm worried about her, Perry the Platypus. (notices Perry's bazooka) Hey! You were going to to blow down my door!

"USE THE DOORS! USE THE DOORS!"
Robotnik, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Robo-Ninjas.

"Yeah, coming through the wall was real fucking cool. USING THE FRONT DOOR WAS COOL!"
Dane Cook, "Not So Kool Aid"

"You don't go through doors, you go through walls. Do you have some kind of grudge against buildings? Do you have some mental issue? A complex? A pathological hatred of architecture?"
Odin, Oh My God

"Oh, look who's too all-powerful to stoop to using airlocks."
Ennesby, Schlock Mercenary

Cartel Soldier 1: They're gone, man!
Cartel Soldier 2: Shit, even the walls are gone!
Black Lagoon, "Roberta's Blood Trail"

Ethel: Isn't there any other way Superman enters a room?
Lucy: Well, sometimes he comes bursting through the wall, but you know how Fred would feel about that.

"Nice entrance. Either you've never heard of a door, or you just like pulling glass out of your shorts!"

"Hey! I just fixed that door!"
Bill Cipher's reaction to a Humongous Mecha breaking through his castle's door, Gravity Falls

Wanda: Vis! We talked about this!
Vision: Well, the door was open, so I assumed...
Captain America: Civil War, shortly after the Vision phases through a wall.

She was interrupted when Kizo smashed through the outer wall of the building.
The Kryptonian deliberately avoided crushing the communications board against the wall. He thought he might have use for that. But it was fun to make an entrance like this, and note the fear and surprise in his enemies' eyes. Superman must have done it like this.

Elan: [crashing through the window] The jig is up, Kubota! Surrender now!
Therkla: Elan, I left the door open for you, you know.
Elan: Right, that's why I had to go around and find another way to crash dramatically into the scene. Don't worry, you're new at this, it's an easy mistake to make.

I dunno... lab-perfected pinnacle of human evolution and it couldn't operate a bloody door handle...
Reddin on Malak's destruction of Tehran, Supergod

"I would have knocked but my fist had other plans."
Jack Stiles, Jack of All Trades

Mag entered in the manner so many of these self-absorbed supernatural cretins seemed to adore. He blasted the door into a cloud of flying splinters with what I presumed was magic.
"What's going on?" shouted Dorcas. "What about the door?"
"We'll open the door! We'll open the door!" Masklin shouted.
"How?"
"Well, it didn't look very thick, did it?"
The world of nomes is, to humans, a rapid world. They live so fast that the things that happen around them seem quite slow, so the lorry seemed to drift across the floor, up the ramp and hit the door in a leisurely way. There was a long drawn-out boom and the noise of bits of metal being torn apart, a scraping noise across the roof of the cab, and then there was no door at all, only darkness studded with lights.

We've concluded that there is no way any man or machine could have kept control of Nikki Sixx at this time in his life. If you put a 1987 era Nikki Sixx on one side of a brick wall and heroin on the other side, you will end up with a Nikki Sixx-shaped hole in your brick wall. The wall could be only six-feet long and have a door in it, and he'd still go right through the thing like it was paper.
A Typical Day If You Were Nikki Sixx's Personal Assistant:
You: Hey, Nikki, have you... oh no, my wall! Oh my. I should not have left that heroin lying behind that brick wall. For this I have no one to blame but myself.

<Get me to the door!> I yelled to the others.
<Left... okay, now right... okay now... jeez, what are you, blind? Left, right, okay, CHARGE!>
WHAMMMM!
I felt like I'd hit a truck. I backed up and slammed forward again.
WHAMMMM! Crunch.
<Man, that was a tough door!> I said.
<Um, Jake? You missed the door. That was the wall.>
Animorphs #16: The Warning

"Theron's methods can sometimes be a bit too... stylish," Marcus explained, choosing his words carefully.
"Stylish?"
"He prefers to go through the window instead of a perfectly good door."

Itona: Victory is mine. I have proven myself stronger than the classroom wall.
Class 3-E: COME ON! USE THE DOOR NEXT TIME!

If the attack had come by way of the only doorway, so that the pirates could have concentrated their weapons upon one or two Patrolmen, the commander might have had time enough to do what he was under compulsion to do. But while the Patrolmen were still in space a plane of force sheared off the entire side of the room, a tractor beam jerked the detached wall away, and the attackers floated in en masse.

The second thing that happened was the arrival of Superman, Dev-Em, Captain Action, and Action Boy, tearing apart what remained of the roof and the rooms above Darkseid's chamber. Kal and Dev had used their X-ray visions to pinpoint his location, and smashed their way to his darkened room. A few seconds beforehand, they wouldn't have been able to breach the force-field with all their combined strength. Now, four fists struck, and the door and wall around it crumbled. Power Girl got there an instant afterward.

Me get up, crash through roof.
Me am hear her yell, "Number one, wait! You am not go out naked!"
Oops!
Me crash back in through roof, embarrassed as all heaven. "How me am remember that? Sorry, sourbunch."
Helpfully, her am hand over Bizarro No. 1 medallion. Her am so unthoughful, that am why me love her.
Then, medallioned, me crash through another part of roof. Me figure out that, at end of this gig, me got to put on new roof so me have some part left to crash through next time.

Walls can't stop justice, little girl!

Ben: How'd you get in here?
Kevin: The usual way. By the way, you might wanna fix that hole I punched in your door.
Ben: You could have knocked!
Kevin: I sorta did.

Yo: Why didn't you just use the door?
Oz: It's called "making an entrance"? Duh!

Deacon: Nick, why don't you just use the front door? The neighbors can see you flying around the house. You want to draw attention to the house, hmm?
Nick: You've got a whole documentary crew following you around!

Miller: What's the go signal...for the uh...for the assault?
Drummer: (points at bulkhead of Breaching Pod) That will explode and turn into a door. Good hunting.
The Expanse, "Doors and Corners"

Cadance: There was a door.
Leman Russ: When you're wearing power armour, everything is a door!

Anne: Cú Chullain, how many times must we tell you to open the door, not obliterate it.
Cú Chullain: Ah! You must forgive me! In my day, we had no doors!

"I strode over to the door and with a mighty triple-wristed, quarter-Nelson drop-kick—broke it down!"
Kremmen of the Star Corps

"We have a driveway, you know!"
Viridian City Nurse Joy, Pokémon: The Series "Pokémon Emergency!"

"Congratulations. The most evil creature in the universe has successfully vanquished an old door."
The Doctor, Doctor Who, "Eve of the Daleks"

"Satan's asscrack, enough with the wall shit! We have a door!"
Blitzo, Helluva Boss

Sonovagun—! Superman! Don't you ever come in through the door like normal people?

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