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My kids are just like me, if I had been born attractive!

Krew reproduced? Ew! Can you imagine what that tub of jelly must look like?!
Daxter, Jak X

"Tallulah has [my smirk] a little bit. She looks the most like me, only beautiful."

I must confess, young warrior, I am surprised a lug like Bo could sire such a cute daughter. It is fortunate she resembles her mother so much!

Now this old Pine-bender had a daughter named Perigune, who was no more like him than a fair and tender violet is like the gnarled old oak at whose feet it nestles.
Old Greek Stories on the contrast between Sinis and Perigune


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